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Thank you Milagros! :giggle: I think it was Steven Wright who said that it didn't matter what color his socks were since he went by thickness. So, our blonde may be onto something; however, I doubt it. Personally, I go with white exclusively, just so this can't ever happen. I don't want anybody...

I just joined the Catholic Church, even though I've never been in one before. Any organization that obsessed with cats was clearly made for me! * * * Q: Woody Woodpecker visited a petrified forest. How did he find it? A: Impeccable. * * * I discovered that the hottest porno film ever made...

Wow, really early this week! Much thanks, Milagros! :giggle: Blondes are indeed worth the quickest possible reply! Especially for a scholar like this one! Blondes have a reputation for being dumb, but that isn't necessarily true. On some topics, they're absolute geniuses! I'd enroll as a pupil!

Historically, US citizens have been resistant to the metric system. Not really a surprise that a nation dedicated to representative government should have no use for a foreign ruler. * * * Having sex with my wife is just like using a new garden hose... zero kinks. * * * Remember Dolly the...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: Five plus one more...here's the value of learning to do math in your head! No calculator could give you this kind of advantage! And AI wouldn't even understand why you wanted it! Three cheers (plus three) for the organic!

Penguins are natural fry cooks. They're born with flippers. * * * The last pair of shoes I bought, I had to assemble myself! That's the last time I shop at Nikea! * * * Paratroopers are the chanciest combatants in warfare: never place your faith in any group of soldiers who've had a falling...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: Another blonde takes the title this week, and this one does in fact know enough to come in out of the rain! She hides herself in the pool!

She: "Let's face facts: you men are only after one thing! It's so disgusting!" He: "It doesn't have to be. Not if you wash it regularly." * * * My pastor asked for my views on pornography. Well screw him! I'm not sharing my collection with anybody! * * * Brunette: "According to this biology...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: At long last, the worlds of mathematics and blond dunderheadedness meet! Head-on too, with the anticipated mutual obliteration! One must applaud the lady... not everyone can turn addition into a minus!

Last night, I dreamed that I ran a mile in two and a half minutes! Now that's what I call being fast asleep! * * * She #1: "Wanna talk about crummy husbands? Well, mine is 100% impotent!" She #2: "Yeah? Mine is 300% impotent!" She #1: "300%! How's that even possible?" She #2: "The same...

Chapter 5: "The Scourge of Space". Chapter 5, Part 1:

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: Her name is Blonde... Jane Blonde, super detective! First on the scene with the bleedin' obvious! No crime remains unsolved when Blonde is on the case! Not a single one even gets addressed! Confidence and beauty in one trim, devastating package! Brains? Who needs...

Blonde: "My job is so classy! When I go on business trips, they make sure I travel first class!" Brunette: "Aha! I wondered why you had stamps on your forehead!" * * * When I was younger, man did I hate going to church! All that "Stand up! Sit down! Kneel!" The damn priest could never figure...

Doom must think he's got ahold of Sue Storm! A bit dim for a tyrannical super-genius... her hair color isn't even the same! On the other hand, if anyone could work out a way to keep a stretchy gal like Elastigirl hogtied, Victor'd be the one! Cool subjects, both! Doom is villain #1 as far as I'm...

I've never been all that familiar with "Captain Planet"; looks pretty racy for a kids' show! As the spirit of Earth, Gaia should feel at one with her natural surroundings. I'm so glad that tickling turns out to be an accepted part of it! Another pleasant, colorful piece! If this is part of the...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: Today, we get more detailed understanding into our blonde's motivations and mode of operation, all of which makes me wish I'd accrued enough wherewithall throughout my life to rate sugar-daddy status. As things stand, the best I can do is bitter-daddy, which no...

My son is such an imaginative little lad! A good thing too, as it helps him deal with his older sister's bullying. Like, for a while his favorite toy was a construction worker figure; he called it his Handyman. When my daughter saw how much he was enjoying it, she broke its hands off, simply out...

Thanks Oman! :giggle: I'll try not to make the wait too long!

Thanks so much, WonderCat! Very kind of you indeed! Glad you like the build-up; I feel tickling scenarios work best when a little anticipation is included. In spite of being driven up to and over the edge, I've always felt that Olive is receiving a certain measure of enjoyment from the...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: The great Archimedes takes his place alongside Schrödinger, Pavlov and Heisenberg within the hallowed temple which is our hapless blonde's scientific understanding! Needless to say, it's standing room only. One wonders how she's maintained an acceptable GPA over all...