Recent content by Amnesiac

Fight that shit, Jeff. Don't let the fucker win this time. Dogs are better people than people. They're worth the struggle. Make it rue the day it ever decided to fuck with you and yours.

I originally quit doing these types of memorials in 2016, when the sheer number of them devastated me. But I feel that this occasion justifies a return to the medium. Carl Adolf "Max" Von Sydow, one of the greatest international acting talents of the 20th Century, has died on Sunday, March 8th...

You know that thing where you leave a message, don't hear back for over a month and so you decide to let bygones be bygones and then the other person catches up and enthusiastically wants a reply and you don't know it so they're left hanging and they think that they did something wrong or that...

Technically, I was wondering out loud with incredulity at why he decided to stay when he literally watched a textbook dystopia descend on his adopted homeland with plenty of warning. My question never ruled out a good explanation, but rather kind of hoped that there was one.

Not trying to victim-blame here, but what in the fuck was he still doing living there? If a psychotic madman has taken over your country and is actively controlling death squads that murder thousands of the people on the street without due process, why wouldn't you move back to the States...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I forgot about him!

Hello Jo Whadda ya know?

This is a subject that can get as complicated and insider as any Fantasy Sports League draft. Trust me, I know from experience (glorious, wonderful but nevertheless exhausting experience). The long and short of it is that just like any topic regarding postmodernist list-making, there are a few...

I like that he lived long enough to see gay people not only get the legal right to marry, but also to be largely accepted in the mainstream.

I never know what to say in moments like these, because generalities often escape the subjective nature of our relationships. To offer the boilerplate "thoughts and prayers" seems disingenuous and pat, particularly if the gesture is made by one who doesn't pray. I originally wrote a long and...

I can finally afford to pay for such a session (several actually), but aside from being very out of the way from Atlanta, I don't know if--faced with the opportunity to meet and work with an established goofball adult performer--I could resist the urge to waste the opportunity to make an...

Brush tickling is magnificent, but it's a deft art. FIRST, you can only use the hairbrushes with soft plastic nubs AND stems. Metal hairbrushes are TOTALLY WRONG!!! NEVER USE THEM!!! You find those in travel sections of the pharmacy aisles mostly, but some can be found in hair care aisles. They...

The thing that pisses me off is that the entire reason we're inventing AI so fucking fast is so we can have digital slaves that don't need to be fed: machines smart enough to do complex jobs, yet stupid enough to not realize they're being exploited. Only a human would be stupid enough to think...

I have to give a shout out to Rearte as well. His work is very reminiscent of Barry Windsor-Smith and John Romita, Jr.'s work for Marvel back in the 1990s, which had excellent and economic hatching work. He's definitely a talent to keep in the wheelhouse.

WWZ was in a shitton of trouble before they even started shooting; I don't think anybody was under the impression that it was going to be good because the budget projections were so fucking high that there was NO WAY IN HELL that the script was going to be a top priority. When the scale of a...