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A double negative walks into a bar, but doesn't order no drink.

The cow is using performance-enhancing drugs. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

...After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave. And six more bar jokes involving grammar and punctuation: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation

Move over, dads with "rules for dating my teenage daughter." Your daughter is going to have to answer to her boyfriend's mother. http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o2/devilwyman/10417753_10154777120730094_6947200373066935352_n_zpswq89jlof.jpg RULES FOR DATING MY SON: 1. He is not your ATM...

Yak Racing (yes, it's a real sport: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yak_racing)

I just finished reading a long biography of Neil Armstrong. According to the book, Deke Slayton had Gus Grissom definitely picked out to be the first man on the moon. Of course, Grisson died before that could happen.

The 50 greatest Yogi Berra quotes: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/the-50-greatest-yogi-berra-quotes

Le Grand Orange (Rusty Staub's nickname when he played for the Expos)

Real Madrid

fifteen hundred meter race

Diet Coke

Scottish Heavy Athletics

triple play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8GdBmpCFA&index=4&list=FLp-Yk4wm6-LEcgrAUGIbezg

Enya