I have to admit, the highlight of your [New York Post] column [from which I resigned] is that view of your bare feet in the photo! I'm assuming they're ticklish!? What size shoe do you wear?

My feet are indeed very ticklish and also my armpits and chin'my dad used to call me kangaroo legs because whenever my parents tickled me I'd shoot my legs into their faces in agony and they would get shiners. I wear a size 8 ½ and have flat feet, no arches, so I own no Manolo Blahniks.