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qjakal

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Also forwarded to me:

>> > WHOEVER WROTE THIS SHOULD HAVE SIGNED IT AND TAKEN CREDIT FOR
IT.. IT IS A WORK OF ART... GOD BLESS AMERICA....

An Open Letter To Terrorists

Well, you hit the World Trade Center, but you missed America. You hit the Pentagon, but you missed America. You used helpless American
bodies, to take out other American bodies, but like a poor marksman, you STILL missed America.

Why? Because of something you guys will never understand.
America isn't about a building or two, not about financial centers, not about military centers.

America isn't about a place, America isn't even about a bunch of
bodies.

America is about an IDEA. An idea, that you can go someplace
where you can earn as much as you can figure out how to, live for the most part, like you envisioned living, and pursue happiness. (No guarantees that you'll reach it, but you can sure try!)

Go ahead and whine your terrorist whine, and chant your terrorist litany:
"If you can not see my point, then feel my pain." This concept is
alien to Americans.

We live in a country where:
We don't have to see your point. But you're free to have one.

We don't have to listen to your speech.
But you're free to say one.

Don't know where you got the strange idea that everyone has to
agree with you. We don't agree with each other in this country, almost as a matter of pride. We're a collection of guys that don't agree,

We united our individual states to protect ourselves from
tyranny in the world. Another idea we made up on the spot.

You CAN make it up as you go, when it's your country. If you're
free enough.

Yeah, we're fat, sloppy, easy-going goofs most of the time.
That's an unfortunate image to project to the world, but it comes from feeling free and easy about the world you live in.

It's unfortunate too, because people start to forget that when
you attack
Americans, they tend to fight like a cornered badger.

The first we knew of the War of 1812 was when England burned
Washington D.C to the ground. Didn't turn out like England thought it was going to, and it's not going to turn out like you think, either. Sorry, but you're not the first bully on our shores, just the most recent.

No Marquis of Queensberry rules for Americans, either.

We were the FIRST and so far, the only country in the world to use nuclear weapons in anger. Horrific idea, nowadays?
News for you bucko, it was back then too, but we used it anyway.
Only had two of them in the whole world and we used them both.

Grandpa Jones worked on the Manhattan Project. Told me once,
that right up until they threw the switch, the physicists were still arguing over whether the Uranium alone would fission, or whether it would start a fission chain reaction that would eat everything. But they threw the switch anyway, because we had a War to win. Does this tell you something about American Resolve?

So who just declared War on us? It would be nice to point to
some real estate, like the good old days.

Unfortunately, we're probably at war with random camps, in
far-flung places - who think they're safe. Just like the Barbary Pirates did, if I recall correctly. Better start sleeping with one eye open.

There's a spirit that tends to take over people who come to this
country, looking for opportunity, looking for liberty, and looking for freedom.
Even if they misuse it. The Marielistas that Castro emptied out of
his prisons were overjoyed to find out how much freedom there was.
First thing they did when they hit our shores, was run out and buy guns.
The ones that didn't end up dead, ended up in prisons. It was a big pain in the ass then especially in south Florida), but you're only the newest pain in the ass, not the first.
You guys seem to be incapable of understanding that we don't live in America,
America lives in US! American Spirit is what it's called. And
killing a few thousand of us, or a few million of us, won't change it. Most of the time, it's a pretty happy-go-lucky kind of Spirit. Until we're crossed
in a cowardly manner, then it becomes an entirely different kind of
Spirit.

Wait until you see what we do with that Spirit, this time.
Sleep tight, if you can. We're coming.
"Author Unknown"
 
I saw this reprinted in "The Early Bird". Give me a few days and I may be able to track down the source.

Strelnikov
 
Giddyap!

Strel the bloodhound is hot on their trail...give up now and make it easy on yourselves!! Q
 
One Minnore thing.

Just thought I'd mentioned that WE WON the war of 1812, and I think you attacked Upper Canada and burned down our Parlament building first. Of course I'm not clear on who burned what first, but I know we won.
 
Yup!

Of course you won...we got Buffalo and you kept Toronto...it was a no brainer and we obviously had second pick! : ) Q
 
I like the Bills

Hay Buffalos cool, they have the only team to get to the SuperBowl four years in a row...they lost but getting there is half the fun right. GO BILLS GO!!!
 
Yes!!!

Thanks bud...we Bills fans are a hardy bunch, but the 4 losses are an albatross. Maybe this year...new offense....new hope....sigh Q
 
Struck Out

Found the article Q posted in a batch of emails from last week. Attribution was to "a retired Air Force officer." It had been forwarded so many times before it got to me, that there's no way to track it back to the originator.

Sorry fellows. Even The Great Strel isn't infallible.

Strelnikov
 
Nope...

What that actually means is that it's classified and Strel is letting us down easy...he never fails, merely follows protocols well and truly. :)
 
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