Look at this thread, it's a riot. Some tube posted it in the Russian subforum after watching one too many KGB-themed clips...and it all goes downhill from there. http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=72516
I have a magical press pass this year...it's like wearing a force field. Seriously. The only downside is looking like a **** whilst wearing it in the pub, but it's totally worth it.