Recent content by coldneck

The landscaping crew for all my rental properties turned on me today. I felt like someone had snatched the pecdeck out from under me while I was posing between sets. They had the *audacity* (laborers/servers see dictionary.com) to ask for a tip, so I fired them on the spot, and am now...

Rectangle has an excellent point. Look at the "collective accusations" of 50+ women, and one can come to the conclusion that Cosby is as guilty of Rape/Sexual Assault, as I am of being a Shredded Alpha-Male.

Eddie Murphy "RAW" set the bar for mainstream OTT Durty. The master was George Carlin. Can't believe he's not been mentioned.

Hey Mitch! That was a pretty good breakdown ... I really think you missed your calling Bro ... you could be a Journalist, or even a Mega-Reporter like Jim Gardner. You still have to learn to link an article, tho. Just to give us a reference point. ~Coldneck

I took some of my key Supers & PM's (9 of us) out to dinner last night to show my appreciation at a semi-nice place and had a series of unfortunate incidents occur. I'll just cut to the chase: It took them *1 Hour and 14 Minutes* to get us our food. No apology (of course. I guess free refills...

Hey Babe. If your boyfriend can't do the heavy lifting ... rest assured, Coldneck can. Physically & Financially. But there *IS* REAL SEX involved, riight?!? I'm not draggin' around a "Boyfriend" tag without some adat!

Watching you guys bring POLITICS into an obvious accident (operator error) is a Train Wreck in it's own right.

Did he nip you in the wee wee? Just be thankful it wasn't a pitbull who bit you, or your time with Mistress Zara would be spend playing pinochle and knitting sweaters.

The only thing worse than a dangerous pit bull are their apologetic owners. Fanatics for dangerous dogs always: say valid statistics are bogus but do not say why or offer proof say they have veritable statistics but never come back to publish them love to compare dangerous dogs to...

Greeting Friends, Fans, Foes and Female Admirers Near and Far! Firstly, I want to apologize for my long unexplained absence from the Forum, but I do have an excellent reason. I graciously accepted an offer to travel to Sierra Leone to supervise the construction of a much needed hospital. The...

Hey DAJT! Thanks for your reply. To bring you up to date, I'm moving her out of corporate housing and in w/me at least until Xmas. She is still healing and refuses to show herself to her family out of shame, even tho they are begging her to come back to them ... she just won't do it. Of course...

Hey TMFers. Pretty sure most of you DO NOT remember a thread I posted about 4 years ago when I was not as smart (or as shredded) as I am now. http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?207165-My-Best-Friend-s-Girl It's a pretty good read if you have time ... but things have taken a turn for...

Que AC/DC "Dirty Deeds - Done Dirt Cheap" How about some proof of your 'HIT MAN" scenario? You could put you Father behind bars for years! But then ... who would pay your way ? Until you find a way to do it on your own ... just suck it up, and be happy, despite the so-called "abuse" that...

As the entire TMF Forum knows ... When it comes to giving advice on dealing with Waitresses / Food servants ... look no further than Coldneck for expert advice. I must first issue a Grave Warning: Servants Have One Ultimate Goal - Separating you from as much $$$ in your wallet as possible by...

They should have taken a pic of the robber's license plate with their cell ph...