Recent content by Libertine

Both KT and I met her when we appeared on 'Britain's got Talent', although she was sitting behind a desk at the time. PM sent.

H. and I were, and remain, good friends since we were neighbours in a London block of flats way back in the early 90s. We first met in the building's sauna and she looked very alluring indeed in a nicely cut one-piece swimming costume. She was a very pretty, petite blonde and although we were...

The 'Cheshirette Cat' from an anime version of Alice in Wonderland.

I've just sent this to him via PM: "Hope this reaches you, Smash. Your absence from the TMF has been noted and we're wondering if all's well with you. Please let us know."

As it happens mine bounced back as well- I'll try messaging him on this platform.

I've not seen Smash around either, but as I happen to have his email address I've contacted him to ask if all's well.

Goth girl pose-ing.

If you haven't read that fine bit of post-Victorian pornography, 'A Man With a Maid, here's a free link: https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Way_of_a_Man_with_a_Maid I commenced to feel Alice by placing my hands one on each side of her waist, noting with cruel satisfaction the shiver that ran...

"That almost seems to me similar to saying "because I know there are women out there that get taken advantage of sexually (not going to use the stronger word... don't want to trigger anyone), I am no longer interested in sex."" This. Chivalry and decency are both vital, but taken to ridiculous...

You know you're getting old when you sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

Well, let's think of other perversions that might be more difficult to satisfy. How would you like to be someone obsessed with stealing women's underwear off clotheslines, or obsessed with little boys, or obsessed with caning women until the blood flows, or maybe even a necrophiliac who's only...

You can find someone anywhere there are women. Learn to converse with them and eventually after a lot of awful experiences you'll find someone to play with. Admittedly this is exactly like saying that playing the violin involves moving the bow along the strings at one end while pressing...

If a person's gay that's perfectly all right but they shouldn't deny it. Whenever I hear a gay man saying that the best sex they have is with straight men I just laugh, because in no way are those men straight. Non-practicing bi-curious perhaps, but definitely not straight.

I prefer the one designed by Cap'n Mad, incorporating suggestions from Kittentoes and I. It's the BDSM symbol, overlaid with red feathers and IMHO is self-evident, requiring no further explanation.

You're doing very well, Ichbins. Remember, years ago, I promised that if you overcame your shyness and were brave enough to interact, (even when you felt like an idiot) that you would start to succeed? I'm glad things are better for you now. Keep at it, and keep up the good work.