PhattyFartFace!

A few details bout myself? Ummmmmmmm i fart alot and swear all the time!

I'm a drummer! A foot/tickling/stocking fetishist!

©Scott Malecki productions. This and all messages/emails should always be taken seriously. Should you fail to take this email/message seriously, i will be forced to travel to your area, track your ass down, pin you up against any wall (preferably that of a chippie or fast food takeaway as i can nip and grab a bite to eat after!) get a seriously wet haddock, and slap you silly with it! If any person of "Authority" step in i.e. a police dude or somedumfucker like that, they too will recieve the wet fish treatment, and be made to walk home in a bright orange turkey costume.