Simon Mills

I'm made mostly of cheese, but am approximately 29% near-Earth nickel-iron asteroid, so I'm fundamentally epic. Some of my parts stick out at weird angles, but they're still pretty awesome. I wear a brace on one leg due to a partial loss of mobility. This simply means that, when I dance, I have my own percussion section.

I'm looking to make friends and chat, with no expectations attached. PC's are welcome, with the understanding that I'm not even slightly interested in discussing tickling with random men on the internet. I'm actually pretty interested in never doing that. The same does not apply to women, and I'm usually up for RP when I'm around. Nothing is "expected;" I tend to wait until I'm asked about RP, and am otherwise happy to talk about almost anything. With that in mind, tabletop RPG players (D&D, anyone?) are warmly invited to HMU regardless of anything else. 🙂

As a (obligatory "98.4%") 'Ler, I'm very fond of feet, but tend to be pretty diverse in what I do. Initial compliments, naked admiration, etc. will usually be focused downwards. I do have non-con/interrogation fantasies, but I've never found a style, type, or otherwise definable method of tickling that I didn't enjoy, and "light and playful" is nearly as much appreciated as severe torture.

Tickling aside, I enjoy imaginative fiction, both the reading and the writing of it. I'm a fan of most of the major fantasy, sci-fi and horror franchises (film, TV, literature, and games). As a kid, I watched The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and The Princess Bride so many times that random individuals would occasionally try to kill me to stop me from saving my people. I enjoy taking elements of my favorite, seemingly disparate franchises and combining them, often as the basis for short stories, my world-building hobby, and tabletop RPG campaigns.

I'm a big fan of video games (PC) and am vocal about how they get a bum rap in general. Open-world fantasy, science fiction and post-apocalyptic are my favorite genres, including such franchises as Mass Effect, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, and The Witcher. I do love a good adventure-puzzler, like MYST or The Longest Journey, but they seem to be few and far between. I enjoy cooperative multiplayer games, like the Borderlands series, but despise arenas like PUBG and Fortnite; non-arena competitive multiplayer games fall somewhere in between, but usually closer to the "ugh" end of the spectrum.

If you're curious about more, ask! Five paragraphs is enough, I think, but I'll throw a few casual interests into the appropriate section.

world-building (geography, conlanging, history and mythology, etc.), real-world history and mythology, astronomy and space exploration, real-world tech (genetics, fusion), martial arts, swordplay, firearms