The pear

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  Beckers1

• Jun 21, 2015

Happy Birthday!

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  Rachissahope

• Jun 20, 2015

Happy Birthday!

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  Simon Mills

• Jun 12, 2015

Amelia? Amelia! Amelia? AMELIA! Amelia! Amelia! Amelia! Amelia! Amelia? AMELIA!!

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  love to tickle

• May 10, 2015

Hello how are you

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  knicks255

• Dec 9, 2013

:euro:

I found the best smiley on the site. Thought I'd let you know.

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  cfeltman

• Dec 6, 2013

:droolHey r u ticklish on your feet?

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  intern3

• Dec 5, 2013

Can I tie you up and tickle you?

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  Captain Satan

• Nov 19, 2013

Where you at, lady? I can't rep the TMF hood on my own. Don't make a wigga act the fool.

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  Excess

• Sep 7, 2013

Yup, that's what that Blastoise is. Mega Lucario cause Lucario is popular with certain crowds. <_< MEGA BLAZIKEN?! Because of all the pokemans out there, it just needed to be buffed so badly.

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  Excess

• Sep 7, 2013

Well I still hate Newtwo, and still love Gogoat, but eh main draw of the game is being 3D. Unless it has Coolress, of course.

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  Excess

• Sep 7, 2013

True enough, I won't get a 3DS for it, too busy trying to get a new PC soonish. Is there even a 3DS emulator with decent functionality yet?

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  Excess

• Sep 5, 2013

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  Excess

• Sep 2, 2013

But Pichtrio looks like such a good cuddle buddy!

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  Excess

• Sep 1, 2013

http://www.cracked.com/article_20568_5-improved-versions-classic-games-that-fans-made-free.html
Now THAT is a pokemon game.

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  Beckers

• Aug 9, 2013

Hahaha, hey now it bothers me just as much. I mean look at it. We are like ants to it, and if whales ever adopt the mindset of those kids that burn anthills we are all screwed.

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  Beckers

• Aug 8, 2013

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  Beckers

• Aug 8, 2013

It puts the lotion on the skin! If you ever wanna get pale as a ghost lemme know, I'd gladly trade haha!

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  Beckers

• Aug 8, 2013

Well interesting fact, that old wives tale has been proved to be a hoax. Sitting close apparently wouldn't impair your vision in any way. And honestly I'd love to be able to have a bronze complexion. So smexy

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  Beckers

• Aug 8, 2013

Don't sit too close to the teevee, you'll hurt your eyes! Consider me jelly, I can't tan no matter how hard I try. Just freckles and burns for days

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  Beckers

• Aug 8, 2013

I know my advice is applicable in absolutely every facet of life, and by every I mean none. Who needs the ocean when you can tan anyways!

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  Beckers

• Aug 7, 2013

Hey I am just looking out for the good of mankind. The fact that anything in the ocean can and will kill you without hesitation, well that's an act of god and nothing less. I will pray for your safe return!

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  Captain Satan

• Jun 26, 2013

Alas, the chat room frightens me anyway. One can't engage in ridiculous, random conversation without being cybertickled from out of nowhere. Tis a dark age. You will be Yahoo'ed in time for it has been a year and a score since I last used it. Until then, m'dearest.

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  Captain Satan

• Jun 23, 2013

As I make my explosive return, there is no Pear. This is Shakespearean tragedy at its most tragic.

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  Maestro1874

• May 29, 2013

Thank you, o wonderous pear!

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  Captain Satan

• May 5, 2013

Journal entry #44: The unforgiving sea has brought death to our ship. The cabin boy, Donald, was dragged to his doom by the oceanic claw. DAMN YOU POSEIDON!!! The only thoughts keeping me sane in these times of woe are those of my beloved Pear. Her half-human, half-fruit form calms me in my hours of need.