paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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A farmer jumps in his pickup truck and heads to another neighboring farm.
He knocks on the door and a boy about 9 years old answers.
The farmer asks the boy if his father is home.
The boy replies that his father went to town.
The farmer then asks if his mother is home.
The boy replies that his mother went to town with his father.
Then the farmer asks if his brother Howard is at home.
The boy tells the farmer that his brother Howard has also gone to town.
So now the boy asks if he can help.
The farmer says that his brother Howard has made his daughter Susie pregnant.
The boy replies: "Well my father gets $100 for the use of the bull, and He gets $50 for the use of the pig, but he doesn't know how much he will charge for the use of Howard".
He knocks on the door and a boy about 9 years old answers.
The farmer asks the boy if his father is home.
The boy replies that his father went to town.
The farmer then asks if his mother is home.
The boy replies that his mother went to town with his father.
Then the farmer asks if his brother Howard is at home.
The boy tells the farmer that his brother Howard has also gone to town.
So now the boy asks if he can help.
The farmer says that his brother Howard has made his daughter Susie pregnant.
The boy replies: "Well my father gets $100 for the use of the bull, and He gets $50 for the use of the pig, but he doesn't know how much he will charge for the use of Howard".
