Snail Shell
4th Level Violet Feather
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The title says it all.
Adam West is a terrible mayor of Quahog, RI. He has done nothing but stir up trouble, abuse his numerous pet cats and cost the taxpayers millions of unnecessary dollars, which are spent on his bone-headed, ill-conceived plans to expose conspiracies which do not exist.
Furthermore, his repeated attempts to escape the press and childish antics once tracked down distract the public from realizing this truth. As a politician, he must be held accountable for his actions, as they affect those around him on a daily basis. His refusal to take responsibility for his actions is another sign of his weakness as an elected official.
His sanity is also in question. On separate occasions, Mayor West has admitted to swallowing board games, firing live cats out of a crossbow, claiming that bananas are useful in escaping chases and delusions of himself being a tomato. These are clearly the ravings of a demented madman, which make him suitable for federal politics in Northern Europe, but not municipal politics in these United States.
I hereby call upon all sound-minded American citizens to please join us in protest of Mayor West and demand that he be impeached from office as soon as humanly possible.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Management, Snail Shell Enterprises.
Adam West is a terrible mayor of Quahog, RI. He has done nothing but stir up trouble, abuse his numerous pet cats and cost the taxpayers millions of unnecessary dollars, which are spent on his bone-headed, ill-conceived plans to expose conspiracies which do not exist.
Furthermore, his repeated attempts to escape the press and childish antics once tracked down distract the public from realizing this truth. As a politician, he must be held accountable for his actions, as they affect those around him on a daily basis. His refusal to take responsibility for his actions is another sign of his weakness as an elected official.
His sanity is also in question. On separate occasions, Mayor West has admitted to swallowing board games, firing live cats out of a crossbow, claiming that bananas are useful in escaping chases and delusions of himself being a tomato. These are clearly the ravings of a demented madman, which make him suitable for federal politics in Northern Europe, but not municipal politics in these United States.
I hereby call upon all sound-minded American citizens to please join us in protest of Mayor West and demand that he be impeached from office as soon as humanly possible.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
The Management, Snail Shell Enterprises.
Anyone who loves taffy and appletini's is ok in my books, lol... 
