Portman has a face of an angle, and the body of a 12 year old. Now if it was Elisha Cuthbert, it would be worth it even if it was a bad movie. Some one needs to turn "The Happy Woodcutter" concept in to an Ethnicly Diverce major motion picture. Elisha, Rihanna, Kelly Hu, Cote De Pablo, and Indira Varma sound like a pretty good mix (with me as the Woodcutter of course) and a VERY SPECIAL CAMEOS by Lynda Carter (as a camp cook) and Petra Verkaik (Hitch Hiking Hottie, who becomes the Wood Cutters first victim).