chrisheaven
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We salute you , o mighty Doctor Kobb
chrisheaven said:We salute you , o mighty Doctor Kobb
Dr. Bill Kobb said:Know that in the coming Age of the Carrot, your allegiance will be well rewarded!
With my two greatest allies, Shining Ice and Tickleterror seemingly M.I.A., I hereby declare Chrisheaven and Isabeau to be the new heads of whatever particular agencies they deem themselves worthy of in the new regime!
And I stringently DEMAND a 'carrot-smiley' for the entire Board A.S.A.P.!
BTW--The Tickling Media Forum will henchforth be known as the Carrot Media Forum.
But enough of this governmental distraction. My plans have benefitted the world enough for one day.
I crave relaxation and/or debauchery. Entertain me with the Parade of Smileys!
Including but not limited to:
> Bloodthirsty Flying Smilies
> $1 Midget-kissing Booths
> Naked Sofa Gymnastics
> One very disagreeable Frog
> A former porn-star with a dislocatable jaw
> An entire school of endangered Brazilian Blue-crested Land-fish
> Zippy the Pinhead
> A rare breed of cats with tails growing out of their left ears
Let the feasting begin!
Kobb attempting to look as deadly serious as possible >
osco89 said:Yes we hail you, it has been a pleasure to have had waterballoon and snowball fights withn you!
isabeau said:i hereby accept lmao
isabeau
tickleshotel said:Bowing humbly to DR Bill Kobb , a caring compassionate sincere leader who has nice things to say about everyone 😉 May I wash your feet in adoration?,
isabeau said:my new name is bootie gersquirt?????? hmmmmmmmmm
isabeau
isabeau said:my new name is bootie gersquirt?????? hmmmmmmmmm
isabeau
tickleshotel said:aww I think that name is cute Isabeau 😎
According to DR Bill KObbs pattern of making a new silly name,my new name would be "dorkey cootie chunks q
Dr. Bill Kobb said:WAIT!(Ouch!)
I can explai(Oww!)
Okay. No more throwing things at the Grand Poohbah of the Moon, okay?
{ahem}
I do hereby personally award Isabeau the official title of Dream Goddess of Everlasting Eternity in the new Karrot Kingdom, alright?
(just stop punching me)
isabeau said:yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee i accept with deep humility. i would like to thank everyone who made this possible.. (wipes a small tear away)
isabeau
Dr. Bill Kobb said:Woooaaah, okay...
Now just step away from the bunnies reeeeaaal-slow, Isabeau, so's I can get a good bead on `em.
Alright.isabeau said:why???? what are you planning on doing with those sweet wuvable bunnies?
isabeau
Dr. Bill Kobb said:Alright.
Now, I'm counting down from '5'...
'4'....when I get to '0', go for the floor, Isabeau, and I'll have a solid shot at the lot of `em.
isabeau said:my new name is bootie gersquirt?????? hmmmmmmmmm
isabeau
Dr. Bill Kobb said:Your wisdom is only outmatched by your beauty, Izzy!
Now is the time to finalize your commitment to year-round Carnival by declaring your Official Honorary Title for the CMF site.
I shall henceforth only reply to those who approach with heads bowed and eyes floorward. Let no shoe enter my inner sanctum, and I claim my new Carrot Media Forum nom de plume to be Grand Poohbah of the Inner Moon!
Salud!
Drinks for all!
General Zod said:ROFLMAO I am gonna remember that name 😀