Hand Guns vs Women

Ray<3tiklishft · Feb 15, 2006

Hand Guns vs Women (Joke)

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN .
>
> #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
>
> #9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
> ON THE ROAD.
>
> #8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY
> LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
>
> #7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A
> BACK UP.
>
> #6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
>
> #5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
>
> #4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
>
> #3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
>
> #2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
>
> and, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
>
> #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

lk70 · Feb 15, 2006

Ever meet a ticklish handgun? 😛

Ray<3tiklishft · Feb 15, 2006

lk70 said:
Ever meet a ticklish handgun? 😛

I won't argue lk. There's nothing I love more than tying up a beautiful woman and playing with her ticklish feet.

isabeau · Feb 15, 2006

humph men .........

isabeau :ranty:

Dário F · Feb 15, 2006

You better have a life insurance, because the ladies here, won't be any happier when they read that... Lool

Mz Chaos · Feb 15, 2006

I notice no references to guns and men... my observations.

1. Guns are harder than men.

2. Guns can shoot more often and reload more frequently.

3. If you're not in the mood, guns don't pester you to fire them.

4. Guns don't need rest after being fired repeatedly.

5. Guns don't worry if their barrel it too small.

6. If a gun misfires it doesn't cause pregnancy.

7. Guns can still shoot no matter how old they are.

8. Guns don't care if you just handle them without firing them.

9. Guns aren't afraid of commitment and don't mind being registered to one owner for life.

And...

10. Guns don't leave the toilet seat up.

So there!

natural tickler · Feb 15, 2006

I see someone's asking for a tickling....

Mz Chaos · Feb 15, 2006

Who? Me? 😉

natural tickler · Feb 15, 2006

oh yes, and I'll probably use a handgun armed with feathers!!! :blaugh:

Mz Chaos · Feb 15, 2006

Promises promises...

natural tickler · Feb 15, 2006

Mz Chaos said:
Promises promises...

ah, it seems to me you're like one of those "show me" types. Well, another famous line, "stick around"

Mz Chaos · Feb 15, 2006

K... I'm stickin' ... don't see no action... but I'm stickin'

milagros317 · Feb 15, 2006

Both lists were funny. 😛

Mastertank1 · Feb 16, 2006

Oddness

Hey, I just got a handgun for my wife!

Dude, you always get ripped off at those swap meets!

I've never met a woman I would trade for a gun, or a gun I wouldn't trade for a woman. :ranty:

When a survivalist I knew in North Carolina told me I didn't have enough guns to provide for and protect my woman in a survival situation, I told him; If I need more guns, my girl will distract you while I put an arrow in your back. Then we'll take all of yours. :Grrr:

Women over guns, every time, says I!!! :redheart:

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by you who hear no music.

slacker2114 · Feb 16, 2006

Lessee here.....grab a gun and sit in the woods on a freezing morning with a bunch of other guys in the hopes of killing a harmless, unarmed animal or get a woman and stay at home in a nice warm house, making her laugh, squeal, scream and moan all night long. Well, since I have no use for guns and I don't hunt, I think my choice is obvious. :evilha:

isabeau · Feb 16, 2006

slacker2114 said:
Lessee here.....grab a gun and sit in the woods on a freezing morning with a bunch of other guys in the hopes of killing a harmless, unarmed animal or get a woman and stay at home in a nice warm house, making her laugh, squeal, scream and moan all night long. Well, since I have no use for guns and I don't hunt, I think my choice is obvious.

are you married?????? because wow i'm in love. o wait oops i forgot i am married lolol great answer anyway slack the man

isabeau :Kiss1:

slacker2114 · Feb 16, 2006

No, not married. Completely single. I work too much to actually go out and find someone. But thanks for the vote of confidence, Izzy :wavingguy

stloldg · Feb 16, 2006

RUN, RUN LONG, RUN FAST, RUN HARD, BUT RUN

Ray<3tiklishft said:
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN .
>
> #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
>
> #9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
> ON THE ROAD.
>
> #8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY
> LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
>
> #7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A
> BACK UP.
>
> #6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
>
> #5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
>
> #4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
>
> #3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
>
> #2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
>
> and, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
>
> #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Hand Guns vs Women

Ray<3tiklishft

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lk70

4th Level Yellow Feather

Ray<3tiklishft

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isabeau

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Dário F

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Mz Chaos

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natural tickler

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Mz Chaos

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natural tickler

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Mz Chaos

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natural tickler

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Mz Chaos

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Mastertank1

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isabeau

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slacker2114

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