I think all of us could use a pet. But if you are a tickler, you need a unique pet. There have been all those stories about using cats to tickle. Why not train your cat to be a professional tickler? Foot Paradise even had a video where cats were used to tickle.
I thought of this after seeing Hannibal, where the pigs were trained to kill people. Since we're not evil like Hannibal, we need a pet that will make people laugh.
The method used before was to paint the feet with honey or water, and the cats would lick it off. But this is messy, and would be even messier on pantyhose. Using the Pavlovian Response would be better, because you wouldn't need to do anything. The cats would automatically start tickling everytime someone took their shoes off, or everytime they were let out. (You'd really have to cage these little kittens!) And it would probably work best on kittens, since their cuter and can learn better than the older cats.
To train a kitten to tickle, find a pair of dummy feet, and leave it like that or cover them with pantyhose, or both, bare one day and hose clad the next. (use different colors, nude, black for more versatile ticklers.) Every time you give them milk, don't put it in a bowl. Make a little device, a bowl with a hole punched in the bottom, and have it drip on the fake feet. The cats will get used to licking the bottoms and sides of the feet. Sometimes, just drip milk or water on there without bowl on top, so they are sure to lick the feet, and not feet with a bowl over it.
Over time, the cats will automatically go after and lick any foot in site. If you use a female dummy foot, or always cover the feet with pantyhose, they may only go after that kind, but I never tried it, so I don't know.
After a while, you will have a new breed of tickler cats, and let the fun begin!
(this is better than those people who train their dogs to attck, because no one laughs when attacked by a dog. But this can fill your home with laughter. Imagine taking these cats out for a walk...)
I thought of this after seeing Hannibal, where the pigs were trained to kill people. Since we're not evil like Hannibal, we need a pet that will make people laugh.
The method used before was to paint the feet with honey or water, and the cats would lick it off. But this is messy, and would be even messier on pantyhose. Using the Pavlovian Response would be better, because you wouldn't need to do anything. The cats would automatically start tickling everytime someone took their shoes off, or everytime they were let out. (You'd really have to cage these little kittens!) And it would probably work best on kittens, since their cuter and can learn better than the older cats.
To train a kitten to tickle, find a pair of dummy feet, and leave it like that or cover them with pantyhose, or both, bare one day and hose clad the next. (use different colors, nude, black for more versatile ticklers.) Every time you give them milk, don't put it in a bowl. Make a little device, a bowl with a hole punched in the bottom, and have it drip on the fake feet. The cats will get used to licking the bottoms and sides of the feet. Sometimes, just drip milk or water on there without bowl on top, so they are sure to lick the feet, and not feet with a bowl over it.
Over time, the cats will automatically go after and lick any foot in site. If you use a female dummy foot, or always cover the feet with pantyhose, they may only go after that kind, but I never tried it, so I don't know.
After a while, you will have a new breed of tickler cats, and let the fun begin!
(this is better than those people who train their dogs to attck, because no one laughs when attacked by a dog. But this can fill your home with laughter. Imagine taking these cats out for a walk...)
