asks

Why does jiffy pop still taste better than any other popcorn? Why does my cold water sometimes run hot? Why does my lady gillette from highschool still work, yet my liquid crystal tv broke down after only four years? Why does my cat get these affectionate mood swings? Why does Apollo Ohno...

I started this today and actually finished it too! Hopefully that means I'll have more coming, either that or I just used up all my ambition and focus for the week. Oh well, hope you like it.

As hard as it is to believe, I don't know everything. Much like my previous thread, this will be a Q&A type deal. The big difference here is I ask the questions and you get to answer. These are the few things even my huge intellect (thphtphphptpt!!) have not been able to solve. I have only...