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The logical conclusion of recent "filtering" efforts in the UK, according to ISPreview ... April Fool's joke, or prophetic vision? http://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2014/04/big-uk-isps-set-censor-access-internet-content-depicting-adults.html?

For once, I thought it might be sexy to hear what Sadista's current "guest" has to say. ;) **SEE MORE Sadista HERE**

Oh, and let's not forget racist...but we'll get to that.... Since they've trotted out everybody from the Bush administration (except Bush, that is...) to claim responsibility for killing Osama bin Laden and having that fall on deaf ears (by everyone except the birther crowd), it seems they're...

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well,… I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young...

This is one of those weird half-regular/half-tickling stories I came up with for some reason. Basically, the Teen Titans and the Titans East are captured and subjected to everyone's favorite form of torture...with the exception of Beast Boy, Aqualad, and Tremm. Now the three have to put aside...

IT's Tickle Theater Night at The Improv.... When I used to post a lot on the Jester Thread on Motley Fool, some one offered the following challenge: For those of you who are familiar with (Star Trek) TNG, there is an episode where Data, a sentient android who is devoid of emotion, is trying...

Once there was a girl, she got tied up and tickled. THE END! ,MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :wooha: ....LOL.......feeling crazy today lol.

rajee inspired me to try this so it's his fault and you should lynch him instead if you don't like this this is my first time drawing anything from that show so you can see a little drawing study being conducted if it matters any i've also never watched the cartoon before failure 101

Something to cheer you up. :D

Again, a sick joke..but the way I like it, the more twisted, the better... This well dressed business man is walking down the street and comes across a street vendor. He asks the vendor what he has to sell, and the vendor offers him a toothbrush for fifteen dollars. "Fifteen bucks for a...

Ok, I know it is sick, but..at least it is not of any of that racial BS. Which, ok....that comes to mind, why is it when ever a joke is told, some bigot needs to bring racism, sexual pref...or religeon in on it? Just thought of that, sorry....ok, here ya' go...but, like I said, it is...

Artie walks up to Gertie in the Retirement Center and says, "I just had my birthday yesterday, I bet you can't guess how old I am". Gertie says, " Drop your drawers and I will tell you how old you are". Artie drops his pants and undies to his ankles and Gertie then reaches under and fondles...

A young man walking along a path in a park comes to an old man on a bench crying. The young man says,"Sir, Why are you crying?" The old man replies, " I am married to a beautiful 22 year old woman who cooks for me and cleans for me. We have sex every day as long as I have my blue pills." The...

The Govinator Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal...

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one...

This is an email I received from a friend. He's a lunatic (go figure why we'd get along so well). Anyway, I'm sure the people and places mentioned are a figment of his warped imagination. Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious...

A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the driver won't stop staring at her in the rearview mirror. She asks him why he is staring at her and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When...

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The...

THE PERFECT COUPLE Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they...

this thread is alternately titled: Watch your ass! An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought...