jokes

Just some new art for you. I was on vacation last week and insomnia hit me at 3am so I banged these out, hope you enjoy. Includes male genitalia. Nudity!

www.askaninja.com http://askaninja.com Omg they rock! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdS5lkeN8_8&dpos=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmTkFGdsxb8&search=funny%20cool%20askaninja%20ninja%20humor ^^a few YouTube samples :D There are over 20 of those :P

As April 1st will soon be upon us I was wondering is anyone planning any tricks for it this year? What's the best pratcial joke/prank that you've pulled off or recieved?

From jokes.com 1) Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years...

HeyTickle Fans! I thought it might be fun to start a new thread of musician jokes! Here’s few to get the ball rolling……… Q. Why does a clarinet player leave his instrument on his dashboard??? A. So he can park in the handicap zone! Q. How can you tell that there is a drummer at your door...

A Toast John O'Reilly hoisted his beer at the pub and said ,"Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She...

Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. (That's pretty sad) 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their...

If these offend let me know and I will remove any that do. 3 women in the same family are prozzies. The mother charges 40quid for a blowjob, the daughter charges 80quid for a blowjob, and the grandmother is just happy to get a warm drink. (Its old but its funny) A recent search on michael...

===WELCOME TO OUR HOME=== "Oh, I sure am happy to see you, " the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us. The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked. "I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the...

I have noticed that sole seeker comes up with some laugh your butt off jokes. I would like to tell some too so we can all have a good laugh. Everyone, if you have a joke, feel free to tell it here.