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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away. There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself...

The instructor had pulled the safety cord, then had a fatal heart attack mid-air.. the pupil, his first time jumping, didn't realize the instructor was dead until they hit the ground and he noticed the instructor's head slumped..wow..

What movie would you like to jump into the middle of if you had a chance? For me it would be "Meet Me in St. Louis" ..just looks so cheerful, the life seemed different..it was circa 1907..probably right before the big industrial revolution..

I have been recently obsessed with jump roping songs. You know, those little jingles you or your pals sing while somone jumps? They were such a great part of my elementary school days... So! Please post them! Your songs! Do you remember them? I'm sure you remember a few! :p -Post the jump...

A fellow artist on DA recently did a coloration of a pic I drew earlier this year, that of Princess Peach (Mario series, drawn in my style), eh, screwing up a jump over a Pirahna Plant pipe with humorous results. I particularly love the coloring of her dress and all the 'shinies'. ;) Give the...

(Warning: Kinda off-color) Eh, this one was a very weird request from elsewhere, but I guess it fits here. Requester wanted 'my style', so that's a warning... Uh, it involves Princess Peach from the Mario games...and a Pirahna Plant. Well, she screwed up the jump over a pipe again...