This might be too much like the .gif thread but I love puns. I eat, sleep, breath puns and I live for making people slap their faces and groan. And also for telling puns.
A good pun is like a good steak. A rare medium well done.
Ive finally had a bit of luck on the old tickling front and have to say im looking forward to it ;)
I met a girl not long ago and we started chatting you know how it goes and we get on pretty well. The other night we were talking and got on the subject of me being heavier than her, she turned...