stupidest

A few months ago i was singing in the shower...and because my mouth was wide open, i took in a great deal of water and began choking like an idiot...it occurred to me that i could drown...drowning while showering...damn lol Also every so often when i plug in my hair dryer or straightening iron...

I was on some random tickling blog that I found off of google today, and saw the stupidest rumor I have ever seen, and wanted to know if anyone else has one this one before: everyone knows that Jewish ladies are naturally more ticklish on their feet...especially the older ones...

Okay so this is probably the stupidest i've ever asked. And i'll probably get the most asinine statements made by both sexes. and no i'm no gay. So I was just thinking about most the pics on here and some stuff on DA so it got me wondering... what's the big deal about boobs? I get that...

No tickling, but does have barefeet. She's so cute. The video is stupid, but priceless. So stupid that it's beautiful. Just paste it and add www. to it. I'm going to buy me a kitty right away. youtube.com/watch?v=2xQJVnZueFk

EDIT: Ah, screw it. You all have the right idea. No dumb guessing games. It actually IS better to just throw out the line and then the movie. Much more industrious. So, basically, tell us about a movie quote that you pretty much figure is the dumbest you have ever heard. I'll start with two...