1-900-babe

[melanie2]

So a blog on another forum about how this female sounded like really young made me remember something i once broached to David about...i have a fairly young sounding voice, and it can be sexy if i make it that way...and i've been told my voice would be perfect for those sex phone lines...so i asked David if i could start one..i mean it would be so easy to convince gullible, desparate..err.. i mean very interesting gentlemen..(snorts) just how hot they are, and how much they turn me on etc...his answer was so totally unexpected...he said.."Over my dead body" hmm what would be wrong about innocent me just purring occasionally over the phone to some creep? err i mean to some fantastic and hot sexy guy?

This thread is supposed to be funny..

 

[juggernaut]

*in a sexy voice* "Hey, big boy. I'm wearing a blue sweatshirt and have a big possum in my yard."

 

[melanie2]

*in a sexy voice* "Hey, big boy. I'm wearing a blue sweatshirt and have a big possum in my yard."

hmm...yesterday there was this teeny tiny baby possum out back..he was rather cute..

 

[PlutoBum]

*in a sexy voice* "Hey, big boy. I'm wearing a blue sweatshirt and have a big possum in my yard."

lmao!!!!
izzy, i think it's a great idea. i don't think i'd be able to help laughing if i was one of those girls. i giggle too easily

 

[melanie2]

lmao!!!!
izzy, i think it's a great idea. i don't think i'd be able to help laughing if i was one of those girls. i giggle too easily

o so would i, i'm afraid...i giggle far too easily also...

 

[Frost King]

well izzy you look as young as you sound you look like your 20 years old izzy are you lying about your age lol

 

[PlutoBum]

seriously...she looks younger than me lol and i look pretty young

 

[melanie2]

well izzy you look as young as you sound you look like your 20 years old izzy are you lying about your age lol

uh...i may look younger than 53...but i believe you are pushing it a wee bit there..twenty lol...that's a good one..but thanks...the secret to looking younger, is to think young..act young..feel young...

and both of you...does it make sense that i would push my age up??? you sillies...most people, when they or if they lie about their age...claim a younger age than they in fact truly are...

 

[kopfhorer1]

Most people our age, Izzy, are a lot older than we are, if ya know what I mean!

But seriously, aren't 900-numbers of another era, kind of like, you know, polyester leisure suits?

 

[melanie2]

ack Kophy....thanks for reminding me of my age....:31:

 

[Duke Diablo]

Well, your hubby is right, Izzy... I mean, why would anyone allow their wife to become the fantasy of dirty old men over the phone... when they can tape their wife and earn more money that way. :stickout

And I second the people in this thread who say you look young for your age... you don't look a day older than 128. 😀

 

[PlutoBum]

And I second the people in this thread who say you look young for your age... you don't look a day older than 128. 😀

that is so cruel! you should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[N/A]

Myself, I always like hearing sexy talk from women younger than I.

 

[melanie2]

Myself, I always like hearing sexy talk from women younger than I.

well then i just squeaked by....:stickout