10 reasons to go to work naked...

[venray]

"Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked"


10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked :







Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

 

[Alex Warfield]

Alright! Now I have an EXCUSE to go to work in the buff! Wheeeeee!

 

[Prime]

I don't mind when those creepy programmer guys look down my blouse....errrrr ummm nevermind. 😱

nice on Ven

 

[lite]

Excellent!

Now I don't have to think about what outfit to wear to work tomorrow...birthday suit! 😀

 

[asutickler]

Say... I wonder:

Does a birthday "suit" count as formal wear?

 

[amk714]

That list reminds me of that guy who attended classes at UC Berkeley in the nude a few years back. I wonder if he goes to work naked? 😀

 

[njjen3953]

"Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked"

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

I thought they looked at my feet. 😛 😀

Jen