You Know You're Italian When...
1- You have more aunts than you can count out on your two hands.
2- Your brother can have 3 girlfriends all sleep over at the same time, but your sister, who is 19, has to be in bed by 7.
3- You are currently in therapy over bad dreams about leather belts and wooden spoons.
4- Redecorating your living room means changing the plastic sofa covers.
5- You attend more than 9 weddings a year.
6- Your parents refer to KFC as "galina del vecchio".!
7- Your parents earn very little money (construction & cleaners) but you still find yourself travelling back and forth to Italy several times a year.
8- Your friends come over for dinner and they leave 10 pounds heavier.
9- You ask for one piece of chicken that your mother's serving and she forks 4 big slabs on your plate instead.
10- You're a yapper, but become instantly mute when you're hands are tied down.
1- You have more aunts than you can count out on your two hands.
2- Your brother can have 3 girlfriends all sleep over at the same time, but your sister, who is 19, has to be in bed by 7.
3- You are currently in therapy over bad dreams about leather belts and wooden spoons.
4- Redecorating your living room means changing the plastic sofa covers.
5- You attend more than 9 weddings a year.
6- Your parents refer to KFC as "galina del vecchio".!
7- Your parents earn very little money (construction & cleaners) but you still find yourself travelling back and forth to Italy several times a year.
8- Your friends come over for dinner and they leave 10 pounds heavier.
9- You ask for one piece of chicken that your mother's serving and she forks 4 big slabs on your plate instead.
10- You're a yapper, but become instantly mute when you're hands are tied down.
