2 Rodney Dangerfield Jokes I heard ( short)

[Eriksmasque]

1 My neighborhood was so tough that one time the teacher asked a guy in the class " what comes after a sentence?" He said, " You make an appeal."



2. So, I had an appointment with my doctor the other day. I asked him if my heart was strong enough for sex. He said " not if you join in"

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Both very amusing. 😀

 

[kered]

From the late great Rodney;


My two kids were running through the house yelling, "Fire!! Fire!!" My wife grabs their arms and says,"Quiet! You'll wake up Daddy."

 

[ChosenofMystra]

hoo boy I was an ugly baby...when I was born the doctor took one look at me and slapped my mother!

I'm telling you I was ugly as sin...my dad had to tie strips of bacon around my neck just to get the family dog to play with me!

Long live the immortal Rodney!

 

[Illtcklu]

I used to date a girl who said she reminded me of someone who used to bother her..............




I went to my doctor i said "Doc. I broke my arm in two different places!"
He said, "Don't go to those places!"