25 Things NOT to say to a Naked GUY!

[Sunriseticklee]

25 things NOT to say to a Naked Guy!

1. What is that?
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. It's more fun to look at.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. You know they have surgery to fix that.
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's ok, we'll work around it.
9. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
10. (giggle and point)
11. Can I be honest with you?
12. Let me go get my tweezers.
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
15. Every heard of clearasil?
16. I didn't know they came that small.
17. Why is God punishing you?
18. At least this won't take long.
19. But it still works, right?
20. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
23. Ooops… I just remembered some place I have to go!
24. Can you get me real drunk first.
25. Never mind, why bother.

 

[qjakal]

Well...

Can't think why this post hasn't gotten a few replies...Ven is obviously NOT on the job here or else he'd have the comeback "25 things you don't say to a naked woman" posted by now! BUT, it IS his position within the Forum, and I shan't usurp it...meanwhile, I'll just *bump* this up so if he ever wakes up he'll have good clear shot at it, ok Sunrise? 😉 Q

 

[tklr5150]

Oh, Sunrise, that was so funny I think I'll go curl up in my room and cry in the dark. 😛

btw, that excessive masturbation theory is WAY off. If that was true, it'd be gone entirely before the age of 25.

 

[siamese dream]

That was funny... well, since no one else did it, here's 25 things you should never say to a naked woman:

1. Wow, gravity's a bitch, eh?
2. Is one supposed to be bigger than the other like that?
3. It must be cold in here...
4. Get the weed whacker
5. Put it back on!!! Put it back on!!!
6. I'm drunker than I thought
7. That wonderbra sure does help...
8. Your ass is HUGE!
9. Hey, so that ISN'T your natural hair color!
10. Oh my god, will I find my way out again?

hehe...okay, so I could only think of ten...maybe someone else could come up with 15 more 😀

 

[tklr5150]

11. Wait a minute . . . you're not supposed to have one of those too!
12. And it's bigger than mine! Ah, geez . . .

 

[tummyticklish01]

11. Wait a minute . . . you're not supposed to have one of those too!
12. And it's bigger than mine! Ah, geez . . .

😀😀😀

 

[Sunriseticklee]

That was funny... well, since no one else did it, here's 25 things you should never say to a naked woman:

1. Wow, gravity's a bitch, eh?
2. Is one supposed to be bigger than the other like that?
3. It must be cold in here...
4. Get the weed whacker
5. Put it back on!!! Put it back on!!!
6. I'm drunker than I thought
7. That wonderbra sure does help...
8. Your ass is HUGE!
9. Hey, so that ISN'T your natural hair color!
10. Oh my god, will I find my way out again?

hehe...okay, so I could only think of ten...maybe someone else could come up with 15 more 😀

Actually... LOL I take number 8 as a compliment. Heehee... I love the size of my booty... Like the way it looks too. Heehee.

And #10 could sure backfire on a guy... "Damn baby, I didn't even realize you were in! Guess that's how all little dicks feel."

Heeheehee
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Sunriseticklee


Ok... 11 and 12 were funny. And Qjakal.... VENRAY doen't have the GUTS. Heehee 😛

 

[tklr5150]

😀😀😀

Tummy, please tell me you're smiling cause you thought it was funny and NOT because you've heard that one before 😛