Texas_Tickle
4th Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Aug 28, 2002
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5 levels of sex in your marriage life...........
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the Honeymoon, you keep
doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is the Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage, where you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the
kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You;ve calmed down a bit, perhaps
because you have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is the Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other
in the hallway and say, "F**k You ! "
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get
divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the
courtroom.
Four Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans
2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money
3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex
4. It is very important that these three women never meet!
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN AT THE AGES OF 8, 18, 28, 38, 48,
AND 58 ?
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the Honeymoon, you keep
doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is the Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage, where you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the
kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You;ve calmed down a bit, perhaps
because you have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is the Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other
in the hallway and say, "F**k You ! "
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get
divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the
courtroom.
Four Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans
2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money
3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex
4. It is very important that these three women never meet!
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN AT THE AGES OF 8, 18, 28, 38, 48,
AND 58 ?
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story
