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[Fade to Gray]

Mystical Secrets!

Does modern life leave you feeling ethically bankrupt and spiritually dissatisfied?

Do you feel there's something missing in your life? Something unaccounted for by worldly goods?

We have the answer.

With our amazing new and unique meditation device, you too can reach your own personal nirvana. Hand crafted by Oriental craftsmen calling on millenia of tradition, according to the mystic principles of Scottish philosopher John Logie Baird, the device uses the most advanced electronic techniques to produce that most ancient of goals, enlightenment.
The acolyte has merely to concentrate on the viewing screen and turn on the device. Thenceforth they are bombarded by a random and unconnected stream of pictures and sounds, ceaselessly. In this way the conscious mind can be overcome. Feel as the limbs relax and the brain empties of all coherent thought. You are at one with the universe.

You are free.

 

[tklr5150]

😕😕 😕 😕 😕

 

[Kunzite]

Aren't these supposed to have URL's in them , so that we can buy said product? Or are these like the Subneural Ads from Civilization: Call to Power, intended to cause deep-rooted dissatisfaction in consumers by producing a ravenous desire for nonexistent products?

 

[Lynchy]

And the award for most shameful and pointless SPAM thread goes to...

Ah nevermind. 😀

Hey, I loved that Spike quote! I can remember him saying that too... 🙂

 

[guitman69]

I have one of those...it's called a television.

 

[Haltickling]

I guess this is either a very helpless businessman (otherwise he'd have posted a link), or somebody playing some joke on us to see how we react (more likely). 🙂

Anyway, I think the replies are rather amusing, especially yours, guitman... 😀

 

[Marauder]

I love this! Fade to Gray has delivered the best TV description EVER! Thank you, my friend! Say, do you mind if I quote that? I'd love to pin it to my wall

 

[Prime]

kewl..now the forum has commercials too....thats what i was missing all the time 🙄

 

[Krokus]

LOL

That is some funny stuff right there......OH YEA!!!!!!!! . . . . .

 

[Darkknight]

Sponge Bob Square Pants

He's all I need. He cracks me up. 🙂

DK

 

[Slappy McGee]

whatever you are smoking

puff puff give, puff puff give.... you're F***ing up the rotation!

SM

 

[Darkknight]

Yeah..yeah. Alwys about the rotation. 😛

DK

 

[Krokus]

j00 Right f00

It is all about the rotation!!! 😱

 

[Darkknight]

He should know better than passing it to some guy hiding his
face behind a cowl..**cough cough** Phew... it's been a long
whiiillleeeee.... 😉

DK

 

[blankpage]

Didn't I read this in Calvin & Hobbes???

 

[Darkknight]

LOL!

Possibly.

DK

BTW... are you the same Blankpage from years past in the AMT?