1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. !
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male
bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
AND;
He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in
it.
She said . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit
on the sofa and fart!
He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave
you?
She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and
Good- looking?
She said .... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. !
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male
bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
AND;
He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in
it.
She said . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit
on the sofa and fart!
He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave
you?
She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and
Good- looking?
She said .... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
