A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy starting at him looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and lifts him and shakes him. The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?” In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me? The big dude says, “I was your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answer to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weights 3 pounds, my right testicle weights 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ‘TURN AROUND!!!!!”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and lifts him and shakes him. The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?” In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me? The big dude says, “I was your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answer to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weights 3 pounds, my right testicle weights 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ‘TURN AROUND!!!!!”
