a "bone" to pick with M&M's

[melanie2]

ack some lady found a bone inside her blue peanut m&m..and there will be a law suit..makes one wonder what type of bone..and how on earth did it get in there???

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Jesus Howard Christ.

I bet if they sold packs of candy in one color only, and someone found a SINGLE ONE of another color...

There would be lawsuits.

Fuck all this lawsuit bullSHIT. Are people really so goddamn PUSSY that they can't suck it up? This bitch needs to get bent and go crawl back into her own lawyer-loving asshole.

Or what?

Ooooor what?

I'll tell you what.

I'll shit in her next pack of M&Ms. And then, I'll find her lawyer and burn all his lawbooks, and his degree right along with 'em! Why? That's how sick I am of this lawsuit garbage.

Seriously, if I sued every time I bit into a chicken nugget, and then had to do that half-jump out of my seat thing, mash my hand to my face, then mumble... "mmmph... bone", then I'd be an empty shell of a man hooked up to a lawyer-controlled life support unit shaped like a Bummer 2 Suck-Utility Vehicle... kept alive so that I can keep signing lawsuits filings against such disparate defendants as...

MasterFoods Inc. (Formerly M&M/Mars Inc.)
Frito-Lay Co.
Microsoft Corp.
Eddie Albert
Ronald McDonald
Angus MacGyver
The Golden Girls
The (Real) Ghostbusters
Captain Picard
Jeffrey Jones
Ned Flanders
Walmart*
K-Mart
S-Mart
Mr. Whipple

And a cast of thousands.

 

[melanie2]

a bone in a chicken nugget is hardly equal to a bone in an m&m but i agree about the law suits..gesh..there were many times i could have sued,over things far more serious than food, but i chose not to..i believe it says what type of person who would actually sue over a bone...

 

[tklmaestro]

Have they determined it was a bone and not a dried piece of marshmellow or carmel ?
Sometimes those machines and conveyor belts are used for more than one candy product.
What kind of bone could ever get into chocolate nugget because those plants are very sanitary conscious.

 

[melanie2]

yes it was proved it was a bone of some sort..

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

the hollywood brother did not hear of this but how in the blue hell does a human bone fit inside a m and m? also if the bone were in a green m and m which is the female version i nthe commericals would this be considered some sexual perversion? all the hollywood brother knows is that the hollywood brother likes the m and m store in las vegas and thinks that they are ticklishly good little all american hollywood brother treats

 

[melanie2]

the hollywood brother did not hear of this but how in the blue hell does a human bone fit inside a m and m? also if the bone were in a green m and m which is the female version i nthe commericals would this be considered some sexual perversion? all the hollywood brother knows is that the hollywood brother likes the m and m store in las vegas and thinks that they are ticklishly good little all american hollywood brother treats

well they never said what type of bone...and an m&m store in las vegas? wow sounds nice..

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

I'm buyin' me some M&M's. My gravy train can be sitting, wrapped in chocolate surrounded by a candy-coat shell. 😛arty:

 

[kopfhorer1]

Have they determined it was a bone and not a dried piece of marshmellow or carmel ?
Sometimes those machines and conveyor belts are used for more than one candy product.
What kind of bone could ever get into chocolate nugget because those plants are very sanitary conscious.

Hmm, perhaps a remnant from the last batch of Crunchy Frog?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

If I were the judge and they could prove it was a bone and that she gained significant injury from this incident then yes,I would rule in favor of the plaintiff because that is ridiculous.Somebody was being careless in this incident and it would clearly be their fault.Now yes there have been times when people have sued for ridiculous reasons that I would not have ruled in favor of the plaintiff.For example the McDonald's lawsuit where the woman sued because the coffee burned her.That's just ignorant.If you order coffee (unless you order ice coffee)you should know it will be hot.That is my opinion on this incident.

 

[JackVanderson]

Wow lol

It's not everyday you hear about someone finding a bone in an m&m XD

But yeah a lawsuit over that is rediculous. I mean if an injury was caused because of it I could understand but, there was none, so there's no need for a lawsuit.
There's a fine line between good lawsuits and bad ones.
Examples:

Bad:
A guy tries to break into another guys house. The thief injures himself while trying to rob the sleeping guy. The thief sues the home owner for damages.

Good: (Actually this happened around my area)
A father and son went to the restaurant chain, Friendly's for dinner. After enjoying their meal, the father and son order the same type of ice cream. When they get their orders, the son looks at the father's ice cream and says that he wants his fathers. So the father and son trade ice cream and the father takes a bite of the ice cream that was once his son's. Shards of glass hidden in the ice cream cut up the man's mouth and embed themselves in his gums. That is absoultely lawsuit worthy. Knowing someone who works at a Friendly's (not the one where this happened thank god) the only possible way for that to happen is that the person making the ice cream was being irresponsible while preparing the dish and allowed the glass to enter the ice cream.

 

[melanie2]

i love peanut m&ms...perhaps i've eaten a bone by mistake..



i'll sue!!!!!

 

[PurpleStyle]

Wow lol

It's not everyday you hear about someone finding a bone in an m&m XD

But yeah a lawsuit over that is rediculous. I mean if an injury was caused because of it I could understand but, there was none, so there's no need for a lawsuit.
There's a fine line between good lawsuits and bad ones.
Examples:

Bad:
A guy tries to break into another guys house. The thief injures himself while trying to rob the sleeping guy. The thief sues the home owner for damages.

Good: (Actually this happened around my area)
A father and son went to the restaurant chain, Friendly's for dinner. After enjoying their meal, the father and son order the same type of ice cream. When they get their orders, the son looks at the father's ice cream and says that he wants his fathers. So the father and son trade ice cream and the father takes a bite of the ice cream that was once his son's. Shards of glass hidden in the ice cream cut up the man's mouth and embed themselves in his gums. That is absoultely lawsuit worthy. Knowing someone who works at a Friendly's (not the one where this happened thank god) the only possible way for that to happen is that the person making the ice cream was being irresponsible while preparing the dish and allowed the glass to enter the ice cream.

How the hell do you get glass in ice cream? That is cool. I'm adding that to my "list of ways I would kill people if I had control of the universe".

 

[melanie2]

How the hell do you get glass in ice cream? That is cool. I'm adding that to my "list of ways I would kill people if I had control of the universe".

makes sure not to stick around when you are in control of universe..however i suppose glass in ice cream is a hmm more merciful death than what Duke Diablo is always trying to do to me..:31:

hmm now what about a boner in an m&m? hehe

 

[JackVanderson]

How the hell do you get glass in ice cream? That is cool. I'm adding that to my "list of ways I would kill people if I had control of the universe".

When the person working went to use the automatic mixer to blend all the stuff in the ice cream together, they used a glass cup instead of the metal one they're supposed to use. Part of the glass broke off into the ice cream and got mixed up in it. Then the person just dumped it into a new glass not noticing what they'd done.

 

[PlutoBum]

jimmy james...chill! there's no need to get that upset about a lawsuit. i can understand that some of them seem stupid and trivial, but no need for all the rage.
jack vanderson- that's awful! but at least it wasn't intentional.

 

[kopfhorer1]

Perhaps it wasn't intentional, but it was inexcusable just the same. Part of the blame must be shared by the sundae preparer's supervisor who obviously didn't tell him or her why the metal cup was to be used instead of the glass one.

 

[PlutoBum]

you also have to look at the fact that if a glass bowl breaks while you're filling it, chances are the stuff with which you are filling it will have bits of glass in it!

 

[melanie2]

so earlier this week i ate a few peanut m&ms despite the fact of said bone..about two hours later i developed a tummy ache..and wondered if there was perchance a bone, and that it would grow at rapid fire rate, and burst out of my tummy like in Alien..:stickout