A couple cannibal jokes... post more if you want

[grippedchimp]

What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?
The cold shoulder!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his arse!

Any more, people?

 

[twinkletoes78]

😀 cute, thanks!

 

[critterlord]

Hmmm, inviting the boss over for dinner becomes something totally different.

Door-to-door salesmen become meals on wheels.

What did the missionaries give the cannabals?
Their first taste of Christianity.

 

[Limeoutsider]

Thats for sharing! Those were cute!

 

[kwildoctr]

I can't believe no one has posted this one yet......

Two cannibals sitting around a fire after dining on some clowns -

First cannibal: "So what did you think?"

Second cannibal: "Tasted funny to me."


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[t s s]

more please!

 

[Dragon321]

boy: i hate my sisters guts!
Mother: then just leave them on the side of your plate.😀