Big_Dogg85
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Hopefully this isn't really overused but even so it's hilarious
A dog, a cat and a penis are sitting at a table complaining and bickering about their lives.
The dog exclaims "I hate my life, my masters throw a rope over my neck and make me do my business outside then they yell at me when I eat their food."
The cat, incensed by what the dog was saying, states "My masters spray water in my face and make me do my business in a small box of sand!"
The penis, enraged at this point, stands up and says "Well at least your masters don't put a bag over your head and make you do push-ups until you throw up."
A dog, a cat and a penis are sitting at a table complaining and bickering about their lives.
The dog exclaims "I hate my life, my masters throw a rope over my neck and make me do my business outside then they yell at me when I eat their food."
The cat, incensed by what the dog was saying, states "My masters spray water in my face and make me do my business in a small box of sand!"
The penis, enraged at this point, stands up and says "Well at least your masters don't put a bag over your head and make you do push-ups until you throw up."
