A Dark Desire: Tickle torturing a boss who fired you...

[Cheshire Cat]

I got fired from my job today...

I've been working at this Daycare center for some time (dont be afraid, believe it or not I am REALLY good with kids), I was the only guy teacher who worked there and I believe that intimidated some people. It seemed like since day one the boss lady had a personal vendetta against me. Now I'm not one of those slackers who blames the management when he screws up, I'll admit it if it was my fault........anal retentive bit.....AHEM...anyway....

I had to walk home from work today, about 5 miles. Usually I get picked up by my sis on the way back from her job at 6:30 but was let go early. The whole way home all I could think of was tickling the shit out of that boss of mine. Think of Carol Kane, the one who played Simka on Taxi, only around 5'10", I'd guess a size 8-9 shoe and long brown hair but with pretty much the same "little" voice as Carol. This may have helped her win the kids over but unfortunately she treats her employees as if they were children half the time too. I even saw a couple of kids try to tickle her once, she completely flipped out and stopped them immediately, giggling all the way. So shes ultra-ticklish on top of everything else.........GRRRRRRRRRRR!!! 😀 😛

 

[TickledToDeath]

I got fired from my job today

I've been working at this Daycare center for some time (dont be afraid, believe it or not I am REALLY good with kids), I was the only guy teacher who worked there and I believe that intimidated some people. It seemed like since day one the boss lady had a personal vendetta against me. Now I'm not one of those slackers who blames the management when he screws up, I'll admit it if it was my fault........anal retentive bit.....AHEM...anyway....

I had to walk home from work today, about 5 miles. Usually I get picked up by my sis on the way back from her job at 6:30 but was let go early. The whole way home all I could think of was tickling the shit out of that boss of mine. Think of Carol Kane, the one who played Simka on Taxi, only around 5'10", I'd guess a size 8-9 shoe and long brown hair but with pretty much the same "little" voice as Carol. This may have helped her win the kids over but unfortunately she treats her employees as if they were children half the time too. I even saw a couple of kids try to tickle her once, she completely flipped out and stopped them immediately, giggling all the way. So shes ultra-ticklish on top of everything else..

Plan A: Find Carol Kane, tie her down and tickle her into insanity!

Plan B: Descretly hire all the kids to gang tickle her for the whole morning(day) every chance they got!

Plan C: Risk arrest and jail time where the only people you will be tickling are , well , you know. 😱
Capture her and tickle her till she tells you the real reason she fired you and tickle her into hiring you back and given a raise!



Plan D: Tickle it out on someone else who even remotely reminds you of her!(hopefull you will know this person or, revert back to Plan C results reprecussions)


Plan E: Fugheddaboutit. Live and let Die(hopefully laughing)!


TTD😉

 

[Limeoutsider]

Work sucks. The place where I work, we have to raise our hands to go to the bathroom, to get a drink...I wish my job would fire me. I hope you find a new job, soon!

 

[njjen3953]

I have worked with Carol Kane. What a ditz she is. The woman IS Simcha and she really talks like that. LOL

If I were you, I would write a letter to her asking why she let you go. I am in the early childhood education department at school and through my student teaching have seen many male teachers. It is not as uncommon as it used to be. If you really think it was a gender issue, I would pursue it. Just try to talk to her and if she refuses to give you a real answer, perhaps the director of the daycare can help.

Good luck,
Jen

 

[buffteya4]

Usually Managers are pretty neutral when it comes to their employees, thats why they earn the title Manager. But their are those unfair physcho ones that need to be controlled.....

Buffness

 

[Limeoutsider]

Isn't it illegal to discriminate against sex? And if they won't tell you why, aren't you able to contact your local labor laws department or better business bureau to get them to help?

 

[TickledToDeath]

Isn't it illegal to discriminate against sex? And if they won't tell you why, aren't you able to contact your local labor laws department or better business bureau to get them to help?

I never would discriminate against sex, sex is good! Sex is fun!😉 😛 😀


Tickling is fun-er!

TTD

 

[duannewalton]

I've only been fired once- and I wouldn't touch the... ah, female dog if my life depended on it. Life DOES go on, Chesire. A much better job was waiting for me and I'll bet one's waiting for you.

 

[Limeoutsider]

I knew I should have specified I meant sex as in "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus" and not "nice shoes, wanna ___?" duannewalton, Ive had 2 jobs. The first one I had, I found out they were gonna fire me 4 days beforehand and I did a real bang up job for them after that. And at that, they never told me why they fired me.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I got let go from a job a couple of months back...my supervisor was female. She was unorganized, in fact, clueless...she used to walk around the office whispering to people, and she used to come to work smelling like she bogarted a fucking dime bag. She claimed there was a 'personality conflict' (in other words, she couldn't get along with anyone who was goal driven and organized), and they got rid of me. I never thought of tickle-torturing her. Instead, I've tried to put it behind me. Financially, this weaselwoman has affected my life detrimentally the past couple of months, but since I associate tickling with fun and laughter and enjoyment, I never thought of torturing her with it. Taking a pitching wedge and vandalizing her office with it, while she sat at her desk watching, well that's different LOL 😀

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Hmm..

Well for me their are two sides to my tickling fetish, the side you mentioned where its fun and innocent, and then the slightly more sadistic side that would love tickle the ever-loving shit out of someone......but in all accounts I am a very non aggressive and peaceful person, so its always only in flights of fancy. Unless of course I ever met up with someone who would desire such a thing ..... 😀