Ayla ny said:
what food item has been unearthed in ancient Egyptian tombs and found to still be edible today?
hint: it's not pudding...
In a related story......
A team of archaeologists was digging in Israel when they found an
old, worn out rock. On the rock there were these drawings, in this
order: a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a cross. The team was
fascinated and was sure they had found remnants of an unknown civilization.
For months they researched and tried to make sense of the
drawings, and finally held a huge conference to tell what they had come up
with. The team leader stood up and said, "Look here, the first picture is a woman.
We have determined that this means women were the dominant sex in this
civilization. The second symbol is a donkey. We think this means they
had domesticated animals. The third drawing is a shovel, showing they were
intelligent and used tools. Fourth there is a fish, which tells us they had
learned to reap from the sea as well as the land. Finally there is a cross,
which shows they were religious people.
Any Questions?"
A Jew stands up in the back and says, "You said you found this in
Israel. With all due respect, sir, we read things from right to left in
Hebrew Those pictures say, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Woman