makemlaugh2003
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Okay, maybe a lurker comin' out and trumpeting for his cause is a bit of an oxymoron, but then again, I say "No!" After all, if there was a country called Anonymity, they'd still have to have a flag, dig? So here's ours. Knowing full well we ain't GOTTA participate if we don't want, AND knowing that we, o merry band of lurkers, are often a HUGE source of clip purchases, here's to the thousands upon thousands that, as is their right, take their place way, way in the back, doin' what we do best. We're gonna lurk it like it's 1999! 
Lurk City (parody of Jan and Dean's "Surf City," set to the same beat, natch)
(Two lurks for every reg…)
Found an on-line forum site that sure looks like a fun scene
(Lurk City, kick some butt)
Says there’s eight zillion members, but most of which are unseen
(Lurk City, kick some butt)
Well, I’m just one of thousands, on its screen we’re blips
Pervin’ member stories and loadin’ clips
I’m the Mayor of Lurk City, and I gotta say
I’m the Mayor of Lurk City, and I’m here to stay
Word, the Mayor of Lurk City is in full effect
I’m gonna hang in shadowed corners like an ol’ dust speck, now
Two lurks for every reg…
You’ll never see us in the open 'cause we’re always in the woodwork
(Lurk City, tell ya what)
You know we’re browsin’ through profiles, just makin’ for a good lurk
(Lurk City, tell ya what)
And, with two billion tidbits for every kink
And ya do is sit back and load that link
See, I take up in Lurk City, where it’s free and clear
And we’re lovin’ our Lurk City, for us there’s more beer
So here’s to our Lurk City, we sure represent
Fool, ‘cause down here in Lurk City’s where we pitch our tent, now
Two lurks for every reg…
And if folks get up in our grill, say we’re anti-social
(Lurk City, in we’re shut)
I'll say we’re here in “spirit” and that we’re just bein’ ghostal
(Lurk City, in we’re shut)
‘Cause down here in our Lurk City we’re not raisin’ a fuss
We’re cool the town ain’t big enough for all of us
Nothin’ wrong with our Lurk City, it’s so casual
Sorry, no honks from Lurk City as we pass you all
Homes, we’re chillin’ in Lurk City, and it’s all the rage
We down in ol’ Lurk City ain’t meant for the stage, yo
Two lurks for every, two lurks for every reg…
Lurk City (parody of Jan and Dean's "Surf City," set to the same beat, natch)
(Two lurks for every reg…)
Found an on-line forum site that sure looks like a fun scene
(Lurk City, kick some butt)
Says there’s eight zillion members, but most of which are unseen
(Lurk City, kick some butt)
Well, I’m just one of thousands, on its screen we’re blips
Pervin’ member stories and loadin’ clips
I’m the Mayor of Lurk City, and I gotta say
I’m the Mayor of Lurk City, and I’m here to stay
Word, the Mayor of Lurk City is in full effect
I’m gonna hang in shadowed corners like an ol’ dust speck, now
Two lurks for every reg…
You’ll never see us in the open 'cause we’re always in the woodwork
(Lurk City, tell ya what)
You know we’re browsin’ through profiles, just makin’ for a good lurk
(Lurk City, tell ya what)
And, with two billion tidbits for every kink
And ya do is sit back and load that link
See, I take up in Lurk City, where it’s free and clear
And we’re lovin’ our Lurk City, for us there’s more beer
So here’s to our Lurk City, we sure represent
Fool, ‘cause down here in Lurk City’s where we pitch our tent, now
Two lurks for every reg…
And if folks get up in our grill, say we’re anti-social
(Lurk City, in we’re shut)
I'll say we’re here in “spirit” and that we’re just bein’ ghostal
(Lurk City, in we’re shut)
‘Cause down here in our Lurk City we’re not raisin’ a fuss
We’re cool the town ain’t big enough for all of us
Nothin’ wrong with our Lurk City, it’s so casual
Sorry, no honks from Lurk City as we pass you all
Homes, we’re chillin’ in Lurk City, and it’s all the rage
We down in ol’ Lurk City ain’t meant for the stage, yo
Two lurks for every, two lurks for every reg…
