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CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What 's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We 're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can 't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We 're not stupid, you know. We 're going at night!'
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What 's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We 're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can 't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We 're not stupid, you know. We 're going at night!'
