A hillbilly classic for Isabeau

[sole seeker]

Another one from my archives. This one's for my favorite West Virginian, Isabeau.
And just 'cause I think so much of you, Izz, I made sure it does not feature a blonde.



Back in the West Virginia hills, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge and into the wind he goes!

Meanwhile, Maw & Paw Abner were sittin on the porch swing, talkin bout the good ol days when maw spots the biggest bird she has ever seen!

"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.
Paw raises up, "Git my gun, Maw."

Maw runs into the house, brings out his pump action shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol Zeek!"

 

[sole seeker]

Encore....


You might be a redneck if....

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is Out Of Your League bowls on a different night.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, Sole Seeker. 😀

 

[isabeau]

I see absolutely nothing amusing about this joke...she says as she spits a wad of tabaccy from her mouth, scratches her leg with her bare foot, puts on a coat to visit the outhouse..

 

[FeatherHeart22]

Lol ! 😀

 

[TKpervert]

I stole the redneck joke and sent it to half my email list.
Those were good !! 😀
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[unclebill]

I see absolutely nothing amusing about this joke...she says as she spits a wad of tabaccy from her mouth, scratches her leg with her bare foot, puts on a coat to visit the outhouse..

Damn, you are sexy when you talk like that, Melanie 😉

 

[Tick L]

Lol, great ones, I heard most of the redneck ones before, but there's still great all the same, and the first one was new to me. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Different.

But they have plenty of hills down there to jump from.

Now how about some Ole West Virginne Jokes:
Do you know how to spot somebody from WV walking down the street?

A. One leg is shorter from walking on those hills.

Do you know what the New State Flower of WV is?

A.The TV Satellite Dish.

PS.When Isabeau returns from her Birthday Vacation I hope she has kindness in her heart to Forgive Me.