General Zod
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This is a true story of Artie Whiskey frontier golfer
Artie Whiskey was a man who liked to play 18 holes of golf every afternoon One day he wasn't feeling right,so he went home When he came home their was another car in the driveway He went inside and heard noises from upstairs
He went upstairs and found his best friend having sex with his wife He grabbed his friend by the neck and dragged him out to the garage He then put his friends penis in a vise
Artie his friend cried out Your not gonna cut my manhood off are you ? No Artie replied You are I'm gonna set the garage on fire
Another one One day a man walks into his doctor's office Doctor the man said Every time I look into the mirror I find myself getting sexually turned on Can you explain this?
The doctor looks at him and says Well that's because you look like a pussy
Artie Whiskey was a man who liked to play 18 holes of golf every afternoon One day he wasn't feeling right,so he went home When he came home their was another car in the driveway He went inside and heard noises from upstairs
He went upstairs and found his best friend having sex with his wife He grabbed his friend by the neck and dragged him out to the garage He then put his friends penis in a vise
Artie his friend cried out Your not gonna cut my manhood off are you ? No Artie replied You are I'm gonna set the garage on fire
Another one One day a man walks into his doctor's office Doctor the man said Every time I look into the mirror I find myself getting sexually turned on Can you explain this?
The doctor looks at him and says Well that's because you look like a pussy
