TicklingDuo
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***This joke is one of many my brother has told me and is more of a visual one. So, I've taken the liberty of editting a bit to give a better picture. Hoepfully, the punchline still comes across!***
Jane has been struggling with dissatisfaction about her body image. So, off she goes to a plastic surgeon to see what she can do.
"Doctor," she says, "I need your advice. I'm a single woman who really likes men. But, they don't seem to be attracted to me. If I'm sitting at the bar, they just walk past and buy someone else a drink. Lately, I've been watching more closely when I go to clubs. All the men seem to want a woman with big breasts."
She motions sadly to her own petit breasts. "But, mine will hardly even fill a SMALL bra. I'd like to do something about it. But, I keep hearing horror stories about the gel leaking on those implants they use. I'm not sure I'd want the extra weight either. Are there any other options? I'm really desperate."
The doctor looks her over carefully and nods. "I think I have a way to help you out. It's kind of a new procedure and requires a bit of work on your part. But, I think you just might like it."
"OK", says Jane. "How does it work? What do I need to do?"
"Well," the doctor responds "Here's the deal. It's shaped like a regular implant. But, there's a tiny valve on the side. Your breasts will remain their normal size until you inflate the implants. You can fill them as much as you like up to the full capacity of the implant you choose."
"It sounds interesting." says Jane. "So, how do I inflate them?"
"Here's how it works." the doctor says. "Once the implants are inserted, whenever you'd like to make your breasts larger, you simply pump them up by flapping your arms...kind of like a bird flapping its wings. When you want to deflate them, simply hold your arms up to let the air out." Seeing Jane's confused look, he added, "Have you ever seen anyone do the chicken dance at a wedding?"
Jane's eyes brightened with recognition. "Oh! I get it now! That sounds like just the ticket. When can we do it?"
Several weeks after having her surgery and trying out her new look in various situations, Jane decides to stop stalling and go to the local dance club. She wants to try the implants out for real. She reaches the front door and quickly inflates the breasts, pretending to be swatting away a fly. Then, she goes in and takes a seat at the bar. One by one, the men walk past her as always.
"Hmmm, maybe they aren't big enough?", Jane wonders and discretely flaps her arms to enlarge them a bit more. She does it again after another several minutes of being ignored. Still nothing.
Now, Jane is really frustrated. She doesn't even think about who may be watching as she flaps furiously. Finally, her breasts are large enough to be stretching the fabric on her pink blouse.
A few short moments later, a handsome gentleman approaches her. He smiles and asks if he may buy her a drink. Very please by the results of her efforts, she accepts. Over the next couple of hours, they talk and joke and dance away the evening.
Jane thinks the guy is really hot. So, she asks him if he'd like to walk her home and join her for a nightcap. She's hoping it will lead to more than just a drink. The man happily accepts the invitation and takes her arm to walk her out.
By the time they get into her apartment, both are anxious to do more than just have another drink. Heavy petting is quickly getting them aroused. Suddenly, the man stands and begins rapidly jerking his legs in and out to the sides.
"What ARE you doing?", Jane asks, thoroughly shocked by his actions.
"Oh, I'm just getting ready." he says. "You see, we have the same doctor."
Ann (ducking rotten eggs) 😛
Jane has been struggling with dissatisfaction about her body image. So, off she goes to a plastic surgeon to see what she can do.
"Doctor," she says, "I need your advice. I'm a single woman who really likes men. But, they don't seem to be attracted to me. If I'm sitting at the bar, they just walk past and buy someone else a drink. Lately, I've been watching more closely when I go to clubs. All the men seem to want a woman with big breasts."
She motions sadly to her own petit breasts. "But, mine will hardly even fill a SMALL bra. I'd like to do something about it. But, I keep hearing horror stories about the gel leaking on those implants they use. I'm not sure I'd want the extra weight either. Are there any other options? I'm really desperate."
The doctor looks her over carefully and nods. "I think I have a way to help you out. It's kind of a new procedure and requires a bit of work on your part. But, I think you just might like it."
"OK", says Jane. "How does it work? What do I need to do?"
"Well," the doctor responds "Here's the deal. It's shaped like a regular implant. But, there's a tiny valve on the side. Your breasts will remain their normal size until you inflate the implants. You can fill them as much as you like up to the full capacity of the implant you choose."
"It sounds interesting." says Jane. "So, how do I inflate them?"
"Here's how it works." the doctor says. "Once the implants are inserted, whenever you'd like to make your breasts larger, you simply pump them up by flapping your arms...kind of like a bird flapping its wings. When you want to deflate them, simply hold your arms up to let the air out." Seeing Jane's confused look, he added, "Have you ever seen anyone do the chicken dance at a wedding?"
Jane's eyes brightened with recognition. "Oh! I get it now! That sounds like just the ticket. When can we do it?"
Several weeks after having her surgery and trying out her new look in various situations, Jane decides to stop stalling and go to the local dance club. She wants to try the implants out for real. She reaches the front door and quickly inflates the breasts, pretending to be swatting away a fly. Then, she goes in and takes a seat at the bar. One by one, the men walk past her as always.
"Hmmm, maybe they aren't big enough?", Jane wonders and discretely flaps her arms to enlarge them a bit more. She does it again after another several minutes of being ignored. Still nothing.
Now, Jane is really frustrated. She doesn't even think about who may be watching as she flaps furiously. Finally, her breasts are large enough to be stretching the fabric on her pink blouse.
A few short moments later, a handsome gentleman approaches her. He smiles and asks if he may buy her a drink. Very please by the results of her efforts, she accepts. Over the next couple of hours, they talk and joke and dance away the evening.
Jane thinks the guy is really hot. So, she asks him if he'd like to walk her home and join her for a nightcap. She's hoping it will lead to more than just a drink. The man happily accepts the invitation and takes her arm to walk her out.
By the time they get into her apartment, both are anxious to do more than just have another drink. Heavy petting is quickly getting them aroused. Suddenly, the man stands and begins rapidly jerking his legs in and out to the sides.
"What ARE you doing?", Jane asks, thoroughly shocked by his actions.
"Oh, I'm just getting ready." he says. "You see, we have the same doctor."
Ann (ducking rotten eggs) 😛
