njjen3953
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I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling
with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the
8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for
doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in
bird poop.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for
the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together and bring you
the things you want. This year I suggest you get yourself down to
Walmart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus
this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling
with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the
8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for
doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in
bird poop.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for
the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together and bring you
the things you want. This year I suggest you get yourself down to
Walmart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus
