A non PC blonde joke....

[qjakal]

Two blondes, Bunny and Maisie, went away for a
weekend. They rented a motel room in the mountains.
Bunny went to the store, brought back a box of animal
crackers, set it down on the dresser and went to take a
shower. When she came out of the shower, Maisie was
sitting on the bed with the animal crackers spread all
over around her.

Bunny said, "Maisie, what the hell are you doing?"

Maisie replied, "I'm looking for the seal."

Bunny said, "Why, does the seal taste better than the
rest of the animals?"

"No," Maisie answered, "The box says, 'if the seal is
broken do not eat.'"
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Okay, when you retell it you can change it to "2 jocks", or "2 Englishmen" or even "2 Moderators"... 😉 Q

 

[Dave2112]

KNow how many blondes it takes to change a lightbulb?

Just one.

She holds the bulb up and the world revolves around her. 😀

Now, Q...if'n you change that one to a Mod joke...well, you already know that one, eh? 🙄

 

[qjakal]

Dave, Dave... Dave

Shouldn't you be practicing whirling sharp, deadly pointy things around at excessive speeds? Sigh...Mods... Q

 

[Dave2112]

Come on, your Qness...even in training, a good blonde joke is hard to resist. 😀

 

[Krokus]

LOL

You guys are hilarious. 😀 😎

 

[MistressMia]

What a pair you guys make...😀 lmao

 

[Dave2112]

Yeah, what a pair you...

...oh, never mind.🙄

 

[qjakal]

Hruumph...

That last post was brought to you by "Dave-A-One Track Mind, Inc"....Qjakal Limited had NO input into the content or editing thereof.

Thank you for your time!

 

[Dave2112]

I'll have you know that there are many tracks in Davesylvania, not just one.

There's swordplay, tickling, women, tickling women, women tickling women, women watching women get tickled, women watching women tickle the women watching them...

See? Diversity. 😎

 

[Prime]

Yeah see, Dave has a 3 track mind. So there. Well actually i'm not sure that helps his case much...ummmmmmmm i'll be going now.

 

[venray]

First of all..whoever heard of a PC blonde joke to begin with Q...

Dave I'll see that pair

and raise ...well you know....raise

Ven

 

[Dave2112]

Ray, I was going to say something about "seeing that pair"...

...but she does carry a whip, y'know. 🙄

 

[venray]

Ray, I was going to say something about "seeing that pair"...

...but she does carry a whip, y'know. 🙄

I know...😀 ...I know....

Ray

 

[Haltickling]

In defense of blond women...

Do you know why many blond girls have got black pressure spots around their navel?

There are a lot of blond men, too... 😀