A Peeing Question: Guys Only

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

While having my wake-up pee today, I managed to add some cleanser from one bottle to another.

So, what's the most complex maneuver you've ever managed while mid-drizzle?

 

[Journia]

Okay, okay, here's one.

I was sitting down, pooping, and working on a laptop all at the same time.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Pooping(unless while standing) or anyone who has to sit down to pee is cheating in this thread, Journia. Now, if you'd have said you were working on the laptop while standing and peeing, THEN I would have to give you serious points.

 

[Journia]

Ah. Well then, I was reading my creative writing piece once. And got everything in too.

I never poop standing up. I'll look like the Virtuvian Man trying to sit on a seat.

 

[BigNorm]

i always stay focused like i'm sniping. unless i wake up to whizz and i get all bleary eyed and it's a challenge not to miss. wish we'd invent pissing crosshair for First Person Pissing.

 

[melanie2]

Journia...ick ick ick....and Rick did you really think females wouldn't venture in here??? giggles..

 

[Jake18]

When I pee standing up, I like to flush the toilet, while still peeing, with my foot. I'm pretty good now, but sometimes I miss lol.

 

[kopfhorer1]

When I was a kid, if a few of us were in the boys room at once, one guy would stand on the potty in one of the sit-down stalls, with his head just above the divider, then flush the toidy with his foot and scream and sink below the divider as if he were being sucked down.

Hey, Nintendo was still many years off...

 

[dragondrummer47]

While having my wake-up pee today, I managed to add some cleanser from one bottle to another.

So, what's the most complex maneuver you've ever managed while mid-drizzle?

um, nothin special, but i sometimes brush my teeth and shave while standin to pee. however, i have to make sure the aim is right or i'll have a bit of cleanin up to do. lol

p.s this is only when i am in a rush. not a normal mornin. lol

 

[melanie2]

i pee pee standing up
i pee pee in a cup
i pee pee in the shower
i pee pee by the hour.

i pee pee while in bed
i pee pee on my head
i pee pee out in back
i pee pee on old jack.

i pee pee sitting down
i pee pee while i frown
i pee pee in the rain
i pee pee down the drain..

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

the hollywood brother is not that well cordinated. the hollywood brother unloads his powerful stream into the toliet at full pressure speed and usually that is about it although many times the hollywood brother in the morning is also trying to talk down his massive powerful hollywood brother morning wood so that the hollywood brother can pee easier

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ah. Well then, I was reading my creative writing piece once. And got everything in too.

Wow! You are either a speed-reader, an extended pee-er, or it was an exceptionally short piece of fiction.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

When I pee standing up, I like to flush the toilet, while still peeing, with my foot. I'm pretty good now, but sometimes I miss lol.

I am going to have to give this an attempt. If you don't hear back from me, then things probably went terribly, terribly wrong. :15:

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

when i was a kid, if a few of us were in the boys room at once, one guy would stand on the potty in one of the sit-down stalls, with his head just above the divider, then flush the toidy with his foot and scream and sink below the divider as if he were being sucked down.

Hey, nintendo was still many years off...

:14:

 

[Budweiserbob!]

and Rick did you really think females wouldn't venture in here???

... well, with a title that screams "THIS TOPIC IS ABOUT MEN PISSING"... I woulda thought not. >.>

 

[CellarDweller]

The only thing I've ever done is stop myself midway through.

Never evolved to tricks or anything.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

the hollywood brother is not that well cordinated. the hollywood brother unloads his powerful stream into the toliet at full pressure speed and usually that is about it although many times the hollywood brother in the morning is also trying to talk down his massive powerful hollywood brother morning wood so that the hollywood brother can pee easier

And that is why you ARE - HOLLYWOODBROTHE, you magnificent bastard! :20:

 

[melanie2]

... well, with a title that screams "THIS TOPIC IS ABOUT MEN PISSING"... I woulda thought not. >.>

giggles...but i had to come in..and hmm interesting...Rick is ignoring me....sobs..:cry

 

[tff69]

i pee pee standing up
i pee pee in a cup
i pee pee in the shower
i pee pee by the hour.

i pee pee while in bed
i pee pee on my head
i pee pee out in back
i pee pee on old jack.

i pee pee sitting down
i pee pee while i frown
i pee pee in the rain
i pee pee down the drain..

Pure Poetry!

 

[tff69]

the hollywood brother is not that well cordinated. the hollywood brother unloads his powerful stream into the toliet at full pressure speed and usually that is about it although many times the hollywood brother in the morning is also trying to talk down his massive powerful hollywood brother morning wood so that the hollywood brother can pee easier

Hollywoodbrother has to replace the toilet every month cause his powerful stream chips away at the bottom of the bowl!

 

[tff69]

You know, Hollywoodbrother could be OUR Chuck Norris!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

giggles...but i had to come in..and hmm interesting...Rick is ignoring me....sobs..:cry

That's `cause there's no girls allowed (unless they pee standing up). I kid. You're always welcome in any of my threads, Isabeau. Especially the hogtied one. 😉

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

You know, Hollywoodbrother could be OUR Chuck Norris!

Damn skippy! When HOLLYWOODBROTHE pees, he doesn't worry about multi-tasking, because he's got a bevy of big-haired, spandex-&-fishnet-clad vixens to clean things up if he misses the pool.

That's right - muthaf****rs got a damned POOL for a urinal.

 

[BigNorm]

The only thing I've ever done is stop myself midway through.

Never evolved to tricks or anything.

ooh that's hard to do. kudos on that trick!

when i get bored from having those epic 5 minute long pisses, like in Austin Powers but twice as long, i pee in swirls, thus stirring the pot, lol. it's hypnotic and soothing in the mornings.

the hollywood brother is not that well cordinated. the hollywood brother unloads his powerful stream into the toliet at full pressure speed and usually that is about it although many times the hollywood brother in the morning is also trying to talk down his massive powerful hollywood brother morning wood so that the hollywood brother can pee easier

lmao, that's our HOLLYWOOD BROTHER! but ya, i share that problem too, sometimes. very hard to aim at full attention.

 

[tff69]

HOLLYWOODBROTHE Never has to answer nature's call, Nature's call answers HOLLYWOODBROTHE!