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A poem from yours truly...written just this morning

melanie2

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I sat down on a lump,
that i thought was just a hump.
After all it was the middle of my bed.

The lump began to jump,
and let out a loud humph
and immediately i fell out of bed.

I landed with a bump
right on the tail end of my rump.
Thank god it wasn't on the other end.

Beside me with a thump,
landed that erstwhile naughty hump.
I looked at her and shook my tousled head.

You are a lucky lump,
even though you made me jump.
You're fortunate that i don't kill you dead."

DAMN CAT.
 
true, but its more like you than usual. 😛
 
From where I'm standing, it may be bad for the cat. But good for me, in that it was an amusing piece to read. 😀
 
Ha!

That reminds me of what my Dad's cat (aka scratch) does to my Dad ever morning! He wakes up and sees Scratch's face like, A CENTIMETER away from his face starring right into his eyes, and he goes all like JEBUS! LOL.

Yes, cat's are DEVIOUS LITTLE FELINES!
 
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