paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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The Priest looks over to the Rabbi seated next to him and asks: "Is it still a requirement of your faith not to eat pork?"
The Rabbi replies: "Yes it is."
The Priest then asks: "If he has ever succumbed to the temptation?"
The Rabbi replies: " Yes, I once ate a ham sandwich."
The Priest nodded.
The Rabbi then asked: "Is it still in your religious beliefs, to remain celibate?"
The Priest nodded and said "yes."
The Rabbi then asked the Priest: "have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest carefully thought for a moment before revealing the fact that he did have a sexual relationship.
The Rabbi said: "Beats the Hell out of a ham sandwich, huh?"
The Rabbi replies: "Yes it is."
The Priest then asks: "If he has ever succumbed to the temptation?"
The Rabbi replies: " Yes, I once ate a ham sandwich."
The Priest nodded.
The Rabbi then asked: "Is it still in your religious beliefs, to remain celibate?"
The Priest nodded and said "yes."
The Rabbi then asked the Priest: "have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest carefully thought for a moment before revealing the fact that he did have a sexual relationship.
The Rabbi said: "Beats the Hell out of a ham sandwich, huh?"
