Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
>and said,
>
>"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
>an old used car, slept on a sofabed and watched
>a 10" black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
>night with a hot 25 year old blond."
>
>"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, king-sized
>bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with
>a 50 year old woman. It seems to me you are not
>holding up your side of things."
>
>
>My wife, being a very reasonable woman, told me
>to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and
>she would make sure that I would once again be
>living in a cheap apartment, driving an old used
>car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
>and said,
>
>"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
>an old used car, slept on a sofabed and watched
>a 10" black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
>night with a hot 25 year old blond."
>
>"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, king-sized
>bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with
>a 50 year old woman. It seems to me you are not
>holding up your side of things."
>
>
>My wife, being a very reasonable woman, told me
>to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and
>she would make sure that I would once again be
>living in a cheap apartment, driving an old used
>car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
