Okay, not so much a review as a whinge list. These are the things that get on my threepenny bits in foot worship clips.
Worshippers who spend three quarters of the video doing nothing but pressing their face against the gal's soles. That isn't worshipping, it's asphyxia, a whooooole other fetish, and it's irritating!
Gals who while having their feet worshipped keep inhaling noisilly through their teeth in the mistaken belief it makes them look/sound erotic. It doesn't, it sounds like a plumber or a mechanic about to give an implausibly high quote, and it's fucking irritating!!
Foot worshippers who's idea of sucking toes is to gently wet the top half a centimeter of each toe (if they manage to get through all of them at all). That isn't sucking toes, it's a waste and it's bloody, fucking irritating!!!
Foot worshippers who spend three quarters of the video ignoring the soles and toes, and kiss the tops of the model's feet instead. That is bloody, fucking, bollocking irritating!!!!
Foot worshippers who keep giving the camera what they imagine are sultry, sexy looks. It isn't; it's bloody, fucking, bollocking, arseing irritating!!!!!
Foot worshipees who keep looking at the TV/monitor display to check if their hair is straight or to see if their best side is showing. It is bloody, fucking, bollocking, arseing, sporking irritating!!!!!!
Foot worshipers who make sounds like the aforesaid implausibly high-quoting plumber/mechanic unblocking a particularly shit-encrusted pipe as they go about the model's feet. That is bloody, fucking, bollocking, arseing, sporking, buggeringly irritating!!!!!!! (And makes me want to throw up as well.)
Producers who put out tens of clips that look superb in the stills, but contain all of the above whinges, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME! That is bloody, fucking, bollocking, arseing, sporking, buggeringly, smegtastically annoying!!!!!!!!
Ahem.
I feel better now. 😀
Worshippers who spend three quarters of the video doing nothing but pressing their face against the gal's soles. That isn't worshipping, it's asphyxia, a whooooole other fetish, and it's irritating!
Gals who while having their feet worshipped keep inhaling noisilly through their teeth in the mistaken belief it makes them look/sound erotic. It doesn't, it sounds like a plumber or a mechanic about to give an implausibly high quote, and it's fucking irritating!!
Foot worshippers who's idea of sucking toes is to gently wet the top half a centimeter of each toe (if they manage to get through all of them at all). That isn't sucking toes, it's a waste and it's bloody, fucking irritating!!!
Foot worshippers who spend three quarters of the video ignoring the soles and toes, and kiss the tops of the model's feet instead. That is bloody, fucking, bollocking irritating!!!!
Foot worshippers who keep giving the camera what they imagine are sultry, sexy looks. It isn't; it's bloody, fucking, bollocking, arseing irritating!!!!!
Foot worshipees who keep looking at the TV/monitor display to check if their hair is straight or to see if their best side is showing. It is bloody, fucking, bollocking, arseing, sporking irritating!!!!!!
Foot worshipers who make sounds like the aforesaid implausibly high-quoting plumber/mechanic unblocking a particularly shit-encrusted pipe as they go about the model's feet. That is bloody, fucking, bollocking, arseing, sporking, buggeringly irritating!!!!!!! (And makes me want to throw up as well.)
Producers who put out tens of clips that look superb in the stills, but contain all of the above whinges, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME! That is bloody, fucking, bollocking, arseing, sporking, buggeringly, smegtastically annoying!!!!!!!!
Ahem.
I feel better now. 😀
