A Shout OUT to Stalkers...

[Moses25]

I'd like to have a stalker. A beautiful blonde babe who is consumed by fantasies of...er...doing stuff to me.

Is that too much to ask from a man dying from intramuscular cootchie syndrome?

Besides, I'm a celebrity...right?

Mmmmm....blondes.

Cheers.

 

[isabeau]

much luck with that stalker...lolol..i'm thinking blondes are far too clever to stalk...

 

[Dussicar]

Not to burst your bubble or anything, but stalkers in the real world are NOTHING like the stalkers you see in movies.

Statistically speaking, even though they start out with a fixation for you, they eventually seek to destroy the object of their obsession.

The cances of her showing up beside your bed in the dead of night to remove your face with a shotgun is more likely than the chances of her appearing to have raunchy, badwrong sex.

 

[Moses25]

much luck with that stalker...lolol..i'm thinking blondes are far too clever to stalk...

Hmmm...me wonders if thou has a bias here? 😛

Cheers, Izzy.

 

[Moses25]

Not to burst your bubble or anything, but stalkers in the real world are NOTHING like the stalkers you see in movies.

Statistically speaking, even though they start out with a fixation for you, they eventually seek to destroy the object of their obsession.

The cances of her showing up beside your bed in the dead of night to remove your face with a shotgun is more likely than the chances of her appearing to have raunchy, badwrong sex.

Shotgun!?!

Maybe I can talk her into seeing that the feather is mightier than the gunpowder...

Stalkers are ticklish...right?

Cheers. 😎

 

[Krokus]

LOL, don't worry Moses, you'll find that blonde stalker someday!


Err... She'll find you, I mean. =P

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

The problem with stalkers is that they tend to be possessive. You didn't want a social life anyway.. 😛

 

[shadow365]

You want to see what a real stalker is right, go type Ricardo Lopez in to youtube. He was stalking Bjork. This video was pointed out to me by a friend from here. Stalkers are scary, guy.

 

[asutickler]

much luck with that stalker...lolol..i'm thinking blondes are far too clever to stalk...

Blondes think "stalking" someone involves celery or a similar plant.

 

[Moses25]

The problem with stalkers is that they tend to be possessive. You didn't want a social life anyway.. 😛

Not that I had one to begin with, Tickler.

A stalker would be a step up the social ladder, in my case.

Cheers.

 

[german]

Speaking from experience having one is no fun at all...quite fucked up really.

Priest